Overheard while on a Teams meeting:
“Do you need to go poo poo? Poo poo?... oh God, you’re gonna poo poo aren’t you?! Wait don’t poo poo! NO POO POO!! NOOOO! 😩

Me: 😬

Looking for a gym buddy 26m at either orchard or soho eqx. Who wanna get swole

Hi all, I am looking to get some recommendations on acquiring funding (pre-seed and seed level) We have a solid product and platform for users (ecommerce marketplace) but we now need more funding for advertising/marketing. Interested to hear how others have acquired funding in the past. Thanks!

Happy 10/15 OP!!

Anyone use blue light blocking glasses? Any recommendations?? Looking for one without prescription lenses

Looking for Referrals
Test Automation 10 Yoe

Hi
I got an offer of 7,42,000 as CTC

Base - 3,50,000
Allowances - 3,50,000
Basic salary - 7,00,000
Employer PF - 42,000

Kindly help me to calculate in-hand salary per month
Thanks in advance!!

Anyone here know anything about Unify Consulting? They reached about looking for senior roles to build their National Healthcare and Life Science vertical.

How do you deal with the stress and anxiety from unnecessarily rude and aggressive judges? There is one in the northern district who has a hair trigger temper and will find any reason to lash out if he doesn’t like the party in front of him. I have a small issue in front of him this week and have had anxiety about it all day.

Has anyone recently joined pepsico hyderabad? Do they have to and fro cab facility at different flexible times or at fixed times in the morning and evening?

Whats's Latham's WFH policy?

Any perspectives on funds in Austin?

How much time does it take for project to be assigned in Insurance Consulting ?

Do hiring managers even care about PMP Certification? That whole org seems like a cash grab pay to play scam.

What did everyone study in undergrad?…

Thoughts on Seth Godin’s Alt MBA program? Anyone on here an alumnus? Know anyone who’s done it?

PWC India or Capegimini ?
Which one should I choose ?

Role : development
Want to go on development field , more focus towards coding.

State of Ohio:
Anyone have experience with Dept of Public Safety? Are they disorganized? Do they have a bad culture? I am starting to think they suck based on my application experience with them , compared to other state agencies.

Looking to get some context on Shipbob. How’s the corporate culture?

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

I recently realized that the people who use the Oxford coma vs those who do not use the Oxford coma align with the people who I do not like and there people I like.

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

Shared with me from a former colleague, when he spoke privately to our CD who calls the shots on all our web projects, (my area of expertise) he admitted to having "no new web knowledge since 1997."

Creative 1: “Just closed on my house today.”

Creative 2: “I’ve been seriously considering buying a second pair of jeans, but I’m gonna do some more research first."

"...likely goes without saying, but obviously we can't..."
– an account director

Translation: "I know it's not my place to say (and everyone knows it) and we'll really have to work hard to get this done (and everyone knows it). But I want to be on record as being against it before there's any whiff of complication or controversy—and before the client has an opportunity to be for or against anything."

Ah... teamwork.

Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

Evaluation feedback “I want you to move slower, until I need you to go fast.”

“What is the Company going to do if people quit because of vaccine mandate?”

Within the same meeting from the same person for two different things: "this is the absolutely number 1 priority" 🙄

How are priorities communicated in your company?

She: “Can you remind me to do that on Monday?"

Me: Sets up mtg calendar for Monday telling her to do her job!

How does Amazon ask for relocation back if you have signed the agreement with them and left the company before completion of the agreement? Do they send you an email on how to repay the money or they send a letter to your mailing address?
And this whole process takes how many days?

“I want a Gucci sweater.”

😑

How is your company managing the current apocalypse?

Or do they act like everything is fine with business as usual?

Health insurance is for pessimists

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.