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(On phone) "Wait, wait, are you serious? Because I've also been having dreams about snakes."

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It seems that someone is pregnant! In some cultures, seeing snakes in dreams is believed to symbolize pregnancy.

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But were the snakes on a mother-effing plane?

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The real question that needs an answer.

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