Oy. Whatever happened to separation of church and LinkedIn?

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According to this chart Christ don't do sh*t.

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Hahahahaha. Outstanding answer.

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According to this I'm doing 'wife' wrong big time lol

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Well my kids don’t obey me so we can start there lol. And I’m the breadwinner/husband is the stay at home parent so…dang, we are doing the whole chart wrong 😝

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Joke's on you. There is no separation of church anywhere in American society. The guy in the sky apparently rules this kingdom.

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Above Jesus is God raining bullets into classrooms, helping football players catch TDs, and speaking to Supreme Court judges about the dirty sex.

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I like how progressive Christ is with his rainbow umbrella

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Yikes 🚩🚩

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It was kicked to the curb. I think it's time for another tea party.

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Pretty sure this was shown in the FLDS documentary on Netflix, so there's that...

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What about other religions?

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Their hood is on too tight for them to remember that other religions exist, and that all flavors of family exist.

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My gf had a husband who lived through that principle. However in order to be an effective leader, one should be informed about the best practices and not just give orders to his wife based on impulses. One should strive for a common goal of the family, but his goal is to maintain power within the household. He was an ineffective leader and it frustrated and depressed his whole family. He placed the Truth (capital T) above everything else and the Truth can be found in the bible, he said. Everything that his wife did autonomously was considered a sin, she could only do groceries with explicit permission from "his office" on what items to buy.

It's a good principle on paper. But the foundation has to be free of underlying motivations and it never is.

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Girlfriend as in "hey girlfriend!" Or girlfriend as in "my side piece with a husband."

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Because it was never supposed to be a thing.

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What about the separation of LinkedIn and racism? At least twice a week I read something to the effect of “f*ck white people.”

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Where is "job" in this umbrella. Isn't LinkedIn about jobs? Or nah. Lol

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

When people who use the phrase "dream job." Major cringe.

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No words needed 😂👎🤮

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Liked the intro

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Personally, I like posts like this one a lot because:
- it forces companies to admit, you were never out to “hire the best”
- long-term loyalty to a company is completely overrated
- it’s finally “cool” to have hard skills and focus on being really good at them

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Posting pics of yourself for attention : cringe. Also, don’t expect uni to teach you everything in life. Nobody will hold your hand forever.

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Thought leadership at its finest.

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Sucks to suck

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My favorite meme (so far) about the firing-and-crying.

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Do u agree

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Ok. Someone studied at Stanford and Yale at the same time.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Really inspiring but is a big Dior tote bag really necessary?

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Did Instagram models move to LinkedIn? I kinda what to slide in to them DMs

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Just placing this piece of gold here so you guys don’t miss it.. screenshots in 3 parts in the comments

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Guessing this one is going to go viral.

Not cringy necessarily but is pointed enough to have "high engagement"

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🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Dear work,
Thanks for making me do my job.

Sincerely,
An attention seeking adult.

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Who thinks this?

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