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Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

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Try to work on the "baby, I'm wasted" part of the song.

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@D1, on it right now

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Sorry :-( crash with pals!

Wrong choice of music :)

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