Parents- Do your toddlers bathe everyday? No judgments here, I grew up outside the America in a tropical region, we had our bathe morning and night as kids. My wife and mother in law think it’s not good for the kids skin to bathe everyday. I need some more data points on folks that grew in the US preferably

Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!

When my maternity leave is the only "real" vacation I've had in years

Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!

Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...

For Deloitte, they cut the Adopt-An-Alumni and Culture Cash budgets. Anyone else nervous about their job security??

To the woman who brought her screaming child onto the red eye, I'm sure you tried your best but I really hate you.

Which work-paper is "your baby"

Made this scotch drink at home, mother effer is it strong.

THERE. IS. A. CHILD. SHRIEKING.

Just boarded my flight. The kid behind me is counting to 100 for some unknown reason. What are the odds he makes it to 100 before I throat punch him?

After months on fishbowl, what have I learned? Accenture and Deloitte are sexually deprived, KPMG is the red headed step child, we all LOVE to bitch about life and talk about SPG points. What else?

Main downside of consulting: not being able to adopt a puppy

In our meeting today..."Maybe you guys could tone down the sarcasm a bit..." Response from Staff: "There's no kill switch for awesome." That kid has success written all over him.

I have a food baby and all I want to do is 😴💤

And another couple engaged. And another on having a baby. #happyweekend #sigh

Baby sitting staff - I need to be paid more for this. That's what's on my mind fishbowl

Female, 26 and master degree(meaning just got out of school), I am so tired of my mom nagging me every week about getting married and having a kid. I am a kid, it's hard enough to provide myself.

How long do you wait to tell the mother of the child kicking your seat constantly to make their kid stop. I want to physically throw this kid off the plane mid flight.

When you work late, you get to snoop around the office. Given.

New to federal, any tips?

Accepted offer this week. Sharing details for group’s benefit. Role: A1 Total Comp: $300 all in Coinvest: Deal by Deal (80% leverage, low inter rate) Carry: discussion after first 12 months (heard its a ~100/150 bps at SA) City: HCOL

Since we are inching towards creating ZSingles, need inputs from you guys as a part of MR Like for long term commitment React anything for flings Comment if you want to take it slow Ps: post this we will create ZShaadi as well! :)

How long do i have to wait for the hiring decision after the last interview? Should i start looking for next opportunity after 2 weeks without update?

Hi all, new member looking to start and build a luxury watch collection. What would you recommend a 24 y/o start with? Budget caps at $10k. Is this enough or do I need to taper expectations? For context, only watches I own are from the style brand MVMT. Apologies as I anticipate this question may have been asked before. Please be kind, I know next to nothing about watches but trying to get knowledgeable.

Is anyone on here familiar with the firm Baker Sterchi Cowden & Rice - around 65+ attorneys, Midwest-mid-sized litigation boutique based out of Kansas City, MO? If so, what are your thoughts in terms of their general reputation with respect to pay, clients, culture, etc.?

Slipping back into a deep depression and wanting to kill myself. I feel like I don’t have anyone who cares about me (no friends, no close family) and nothing worth living for anymore.

I am a fairly new grad NP with 10 years experience as a med surg/peri operative nurse. I’ve been at my new job in an office setting for a bit now and it’s a toxic work environment. I get paid well though and have a young child so obviously money matters. Im not even sure if I want to continue working as an NP in an office setting. What are my options while still making similar money? (Currently making $115k in NJ).

Considering leaving FDD for competitor. Have heard so many things on better culture at mid-tier firms (think RSM BDO) vs. another big 4. Can anybody weigh in? All I know is KPMG FDD culture is definitely not for me.

Between Omega Speedy vs Omega Aqua Terra as my first luxury watch for my 30th. Curious to hear peoples thoughts on which to buy. I feel like everyone has the speedy.

What is salary range for lead engineer l4 af Epam system? Any idea?

"you used to smile so much more"

Corporate junior working at an AmLaw 50. I’m curious, what would you consider to be a brutal billable month? I’m coming up on what will probably be my first 300 billable hour month. This is my 3rd 210+ hour mo. in the 6 mo. I’ve been practicing law. Most of my law school friends in BigLaw are litigation and working stable180-200 hour months, so I’m trying to develop a frame of reference on how many 200-300 hour months corporate attorneys expect annually. Essentially, is this the norm for us?

What will happen to 401K if a person has to leave US and not have Green Card not i140 Approved..

Anyone else wondering if their pay vs. hours worked is worth it here at Deloitte? Like a lot of others, D tried to shaft me on incoming salary so I rejected their initial offers until it was palatable. Now with 3 years of basically minimal raises and crap bonuses, I’m not seeing a reason to stick around with consulting experience being so valuable

Accenture Federal or Booz Allen for federal consulting?

Hi guys - seeking advice on how to stand out when applying for an Account Manager/Digital Strategist role at Google. Eager to move on from PR/advertising agency world and enter Tech. Currently have 5 years in agency experience (same company after leaving university). Have applied via traditional channels (LinkedIn) and no luck after reviewing my resume multiple times with Google’s recommendations and having someone senior at a competing Tech company review. Sydney Australia based too. Thank you!

Is anyone else sincerely concerned about the healthcare industry and the weight of staffing shortages/people leaving? I'm concerned about a collapse of some kind