Partner (on my first day on the project): which work stream are you on? Which client team?
Me: I’m on Marcy’s team.
Partner: Marcy is a f$&king idiot!
Me: 😳 uh...thank you for that information.
Partner: you’ll be fine

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OMG this is great! Watch that Partner lol this could be that idiot not Marcy.

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Marcy is a client?

Ha, of course

Thank you, I needed a laugh

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