Partner pulled me into this boring af prep meeting before we present to the client. How can I pass the time?

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I've got a great idea... pay attention to the fucking meeting.

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Well played.

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Actively contribute and add value...?

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My bad. Missed the post two down. Well played.

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Looks like you already got it covered

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Lmaooooo

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Someone's gonna get in trouuubblleeee

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