Partner wants me to schedule a client lunch. I know a Sushi buffet w/ many reviews claiming to have gotten food poisoning. How fired am I if I choose this place so I can remote the rest of the week?

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Plot twist: everyone else is fine but you get massive food poisoning and are still expected to deliver

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@bcg1 sorry, should have clarified that I'm asking for a friend

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You would poison another person so that you could work remote? Hope you are kidding

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