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Partners being chummy with interns

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By way of deception ... though shalt make war

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It’s a bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off for them

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That's only if they mastered the 5 Ds that Patches taught them

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My partners company just gave all their employees a £2,000 pay rise and will be increasing salaries by a further 2.7% in order to help with the cost of living.

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Any suggestions on how to best prep before joining TS&A as a consultant?

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What is the moment that made you realize engineering was the right path for you?

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I have offer of 17 and tcs is offering 15 what should I do? How to negotiate more with tcs. Total experience: 6

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Anyone received TCS payslip??

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Hello Fishes,

One query,

Does TCS perform BGC for our previous organization also before joining or sometimes after joining also?

My Home address verification was done a month ago. However no one reached me for any kind of details regarding my previous employment.
I had uploaded the previous employment documents on Ibegin portal, I was going through the posts and came to know they as for other details also like PF passbook , Bank statement etc.

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Trying something new tonight. Impressively dark. I like that it’s not particularly sweet. Lots going on here with spices and earth and a bitter coffee finish. I’m really really enjoying this.

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Any recent capgemini joiners?

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Hello fishers is Oracle taking long time to release offer letters, it's been almost 15-20 days since my BGC initiated, no offer yet. Oracle Oracle India

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We have extremely violent video games but our solution to violence is to take away guns from these 2. Just to be clear they did not take away explosives and other deadly implements.

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How common is it to find industry jobs (senior or manager level in tax) where the work isn’t boring and you have the flexibility to work from home?

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Guys need so reality check and advice from folks who have been here for a while. Working with PwC i’m not getting much technical exposure per say as we usy deal a ton with excel, power point and CONTD

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Anyone here who understands the 401k options that we have at PwC and has some analysis on where and how much we should be putting in given our limited visa ?

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Were you able to walk/take subway after egg retrieval procedure? Or needed to arrange a car service? What were your symptoms after the procedure?

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Anyone have recommendations for a 5 year forecast model and/or template for a private company? (For a small fintech company)

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Hi. I had applied for the role of Data Scientist - Analyst in Accenture and filled out the EAF form. I applied using a referral around November 16th. My profile was kept on hold (The status showed "Candidature on Hold") and when I checked today, it showed that my candidature was rejected.
I was not called for an interview or even a discussion and yet, my profile was rejected. Any reason why?
I am not on notice period. I have 2YOE in Support env. and I am about to complete my PGP in DS. Accentur

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Anybody out here know of any “development programs” for mid career professionals looking to transition to sales? Have a data/analytics b/g., but I’m much more social than a “typical” data/analytics person. We have a program at my company that I’m networking to get into, but believe it’s prudent to diversify options, as there is obviously no guarantee that they select me for the program.

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Hello everyone, Is nagarro is permanent work from home or they ask employee in hybrid model

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Day 1 at a new client

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A year out of undergrad at the client site like...

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I exercised my right

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Them: You’re a consultant. You just make PPTs. You don’t have any real skills.

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My level of motivation today

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Best laid plans #thestruggleisreal

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NJ just voted to put recreational marijuana on the ballot for 2020. Thank you for supplying the whole mid atlantic now jersey.

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Limping towards the weekend like...

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How important do we have to consider someone after 3 titles?

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If they order that damn sandwich plate again for the lunch meeting. I can’t eat another damn sandwich .

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Nice elevator speech

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young, dumb, and broke

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Interview: so tell me one of the most challenging time you have had in your life

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I can attest to this. The only personal issue I have is loneliness. But, the crippling anxiety, alcoholism, and depression help with the loneliness. So, it’s not that bad.

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Going to be a great place to work...

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Love when the meme world takes jabs at your company. Lol

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Lowering my expectations from life

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