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People on FishBowl be like: “Hey 🐠, I’m 33 and just got a $2.5 million inheritance. I’m thinking about going back to get my MBA, but I also want to retire and move to a foreign country. Also just found out my wife’s been cheating on me with my brother. What should I name my first born child? 😀”

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That BCG structured thinking and deep insight. An inspiration to us all.

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It’s like House Hunters... “I’m a butterfly catcher and he’s a patio admirer, our budget is $7.5 mil”

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THISSSSS ☝️☝️☝️

Are you just picking topics out of a hat and piecing them together in a sentence? Ohhh I just read the first part of your sentence. Well then yeah, all true 👍

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O wow. Who is he and is he currently single? 👀👀👀👀

Assuming your story is real, go speak with a lawyer and a therapist. You have the money, if not just the therapist.

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