People think that I'm on my phone in the restroom.

So now I make sure to be as loud as possible in the stall to demonstrate otherwise.👍

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Wait are there people who don't play on their phone in the restroom?

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Were you spoken to about playing games on your phone in the restroom? How do you know ppl think this?

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All in the grunts. It almost has to sound like you are at the gym.

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