People who cannot fit within one seat in the plane but do not buy two tickets should be publicly shamed.

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Wow...jerk

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Ooh ooh I know! Let's make an app!

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Tell us how you plan to do that.

They should make a version of the carry on bin for people's asses and check just as scrupulously upon boarding as they do for carry on luggage. "No. I'm sorry sir, it doesn't fit. "

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