Phrases and buzzwords banned in 2019, let's hear em. I have but one wish: the death of "ask" as noun.

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Can you de-word that a little? Dunno whether data supports that. Feels like pushing the envelope a little too far. Needs to be way more actionable. Less movement. Less crazytivity. Hands-on. Down-to-earth. Sleeves-up. Right?

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“crazytivity”... okay, that’s insane!!

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Folks what about the ones that really hurt us. My favorite is when clients say “oh but you’re the creative - not me, so do it the way you think is best

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Misusing “flush” when you mean “flesh"

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@op that's a big ask.

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The words “quick” and “minor” to describe a job I am asked to do Fun fact: they never are

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“Let’s take that offline.” “We are having a face-to-face conversation. We are offline."

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EXACTLY

“Our 15-second film”

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AUTHENTIC MOMENTS. GOD PLEASE IT DIE

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Please and thank you.

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The solve. There’s already a word that exists for this: the solution.

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“Solve” drives me up a wall 😂😂😂

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Divide and conquer

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Let’s further unpack that

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Thumb stopping

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:06 video.

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Yes. I think google may have bought them out, but the :06 lives on.

“As promised”. Oh cool, congrats to yourself for doing your job

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“Circle back” .....da fuq?!

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Learnings

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Does anyone still do "ad like object?" I raged against that a couple of years ago and might just be getting lucky not to hear it at a different job now.

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Anything-like-object, especially when they're referring to people

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Using the term ‘out of pocket’ to indicate that someone is unavailable.

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Unless you’re one of the Four Tops, you should not fucking ‘reach out’ to anyone

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Optics. Unpack. Client hat. The solve.

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Trying to downplay the seriousness of a conversation by calling it a "chat". I see you. You're not fooling anyone.

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"zhuzh" I cringe every time I hear that word... If it even is a real word haha

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Cass!!!

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