Phrases I hate: "Don't think of it as networking, think of it as relationship building." 😒🙄

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"Dont take is personally"

"Dont think it in a negative way"

Wtf is "I'm swore"? I can't even tell what that's a typo of.

"With all due respect...<disrespectful comment>"

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