Planning my next offensive in my prank war against my brother. I hit him with the “glitter in body wash” and he retaliated with “airbag in the outdoor sofa cushion”.

Send me your suggestions. But remember they have to be diabolical, enraging, and most of all, funny.

Oh and no long lasting bodily harm. These are pranks after all. Psychological harm is totally fine tho.

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I like where this is going. Next up: shoot him (in the leg since there is no long term physical injuries allowed)

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Ask them for prank suggestions M2

Summer Pro tip: put a raw fish and some shrimp under his driver’s seat. BUT then pop out one plastic air vent directional grate from his dashboard and stash a few raw shrimp towards the back where he can’t see them. Snap the grate back in.

The ones under his seat will be a “red herring” he’ll quickly find and he’ll think he got everything… yet his car will continue to smell when he puts the AC on.

It’ll drive him mad trying to find where it’s coming from. I did this to a buddy of mine. It took him days to realize. 👍

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If he’s married or lives w/ a SO, call an escort service to come to his home.

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Nah work is usually off limits. We got families to take care of so can’t mess with that

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I once cut a hole in a friend's mattress and put in 8 small alarm clocks all set to ring at different times.

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Ha damn I think we have a winner. But instead of alarms, I wonder if I can put a bunch of tiny speakers in his walls that only put out a low grade humming sound. Drive him crazy for a few weeks

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Germinated seeds in key board

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Wut

Take his phone and make it autocorrect “ok” to “your butt stinks”

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You have a twisted mind 🤣

I’m a big fan of the classics.

Fill his entire car with packing peanuts.

Buy large moving boxes and block his front door door with a giant wall(make sure to go 3/4 boxes deep) of boxes. Do that every for 2/3 days then on day four fill the bottom row with heavy things. So when he tries to plow through, he’ll trip.

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If you have access to his car. Tie a piece of metal attached to a string to his exhaust.

But don’t let it hang immediately . Balance it on something where it’ll easily fall off after driving a bit.

The car will start fine. Drive fine for a bit but then he’ll think his exhaust has fallen off(hopefully after a speed bump)

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Take all of his underwear and freeze them in Tupperware with water. Not an insane prank by any means but amusing

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That’s a valid point there. Maybe in line with your previous prank change his toothpaste or shampoo out for sour cream. Could also add butter to the top of his deodorant depending what kind he uses.

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This guy plays tons of pranks on his brother, might be good inspiration

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRJumyY5/

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRJH2XFG/?k=1
I think this is the one that made him go viral

My brother did a prank on me- whenever I typed a normal word like “hey” in my phone it would change to DIAPERS. I think he got it from The office. It’s a macro you can program on the phone or Microsoft word.

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When he is sleeping, ask his SO to put dark chocolates in between his butt cheeks. When he wakes up, he will think he shatted his pants

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Ok settle down there, Satan.

Lol jk. That’s pretty good

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While he’s not around, unscrew the doorknob to his room and install it in the reverse direction

Pile up trash cans next to his room

Screwing with the doorknobs could work. Not sure about the trash cans though.

Enter his phone number into various lude websites

Mix some ‘ahem’ pills to make him hard during a lunch/if he’s somewhere public with you and has to go for a must attend family event or smthn

He dosed me with Xanax a while back during my then gf’s parents’ anniversary party. They all thought I was drunk, but it was still a really good nap.

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A funny joke will be blowing his back out while he’s asleep HAHA jk… unless?

I have had huge success with drawing a spider on the toilet roll 👌

Ooo ^ if you have an old iPhone set an alarm and hide it in his room/house.

Register his phone number with every website to receive offers. Submit his email to religious groups to receive emails. Or, submit his home address to receive mailers from said religious groups. OR, have them sent to his place of employment.

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