Played on another laptop the sound of apartment fire alarm to use as an excuse to escape/end a 2+ hour project status discussion call over a long weekend !!

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Brilliant! Now whoever was on that status call and reads this knows that you lied 👍

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Think the odds of it are pretty low

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…discussing status for 2 hours on a weekend?

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Like what did y’all even talk about

Oh boy

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Mom?

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This is why people have trust issues. Y’all faking internet issues and now fire alarms to avoid work?

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OP is a manager complaining about workload? And faking an apartment fire to get out of work when there are coworkers on the call concerned for your safety.

If you want an easy job without long hours and weekends maybe look into being a Walmart greeter?

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2hr on a weekend, how bad is the project going?

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