Please explain all you medical geniuses!

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I found this instruction manual in my toilet this morning... "Dear Worthless Peasants that uses My D**k for sustenance, the chain of rebuttals goes: 1) its going up because cases are up 2) its the protests 3) deaths are down 4) Obama allowed (make up number) to die from ebola 5) it's the states fault 6) its just the flu 7) (current death count) is lower than if we did nothing at all 8) the numbers are fake 9) Hillary should be in jail 10) the cure cannot be worse than the disease 11) (distract with something racist) 12) covid is a reality that we just have to accept, even though every other first world country has it under control 13) its china's and the whos fault 14) its Mike pences fault 15) I wish I could bone Ivanka, no wait, that's not a rebuttal just an inner desire"

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More elderly people died in New York nursing homes due to Andrew Cuomo and his genius decision to send infected coronavirus patients back to nursing homes than have died total in Arizona, Texas, and Florida. In all, 3x as many people have died in New York alone than each of those 3 states combined. Lastly, I have no clue why isolating and politicizing republican states who realized long ago that lockdowns don't work when Democrat run states represent more than 75% of the total deaths. Help me to understand the logic of these type of posts.

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Because the virus will vanish in November the way it was supposed to in summer?

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People don't get tested then immediately croak while holding the results in their hands. The disease, and treatment efforts, usually span a few weeks. Even a 5th grader would know this. Here's your sign, friend.

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What about California? I notice they get no mention in any of these charts, but aren’t they increasing as well? We have to wait 2 weeks, that’s always the answer to any and every Covid question....2 weeks OP

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When you don’t put sick people in nursing homes the death rate is significantly lower.

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Time to build a wall around AZ, TX, FL, and maybe CA

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1. Testing has expanded. Before only people with severe symptoms were tested. 2. The recent cases have shifted to younger people. Younger people have about 1% death rate compared to double digits for the older

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Explain what? Why more people are currently dying in Fl/Az/Texas than in other states? I’m super confused

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