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Please fix the font!

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Arial is for erudite discussion and Calibri is for the plebes

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I groaned when our VP sent our deck to the sales guys. Sales act like they have a PhD in ppt decks. They miss nothing and find everything!

“These fonts are distracting from the story we want to tell. Pls fix.”
“But they are the company standard font.”
“Pls fix.”
<<You know what you want. Just do it yourself!>> “Updates made. Here you go!”
“Looks great!”

All we did was change the size of the font. Font was the same.

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Because Arial vs Calibri makes that much of a difference in meaning

If fonts really really mattered then that little heart v. Blood splotch (?) after the ‘“...” wouldn’t be included.

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