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Please stop ending your texts with "..." it's ominous AF

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‘A part’. Damn Insecurity! Check your grammar son!

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Haha... meme templates be like that sometimes

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I feel like I'd be more intimidated by ending that seems text with a single period. If I was sending it, I'd convert it to a question, to disarm them.

"Can you give me a call when you get a chance?" Just feels less ominous

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We need to talk? Yep confirmed feels waaaaayyy less messed up than We need to talk...

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My principal texted me on a Saturday asking "if I had time for a quick chat..." and my heart stopped for a second. Turned out a teammate needed help cleaning up a mess that a 3rd person made.

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It seems if you are over 50 the ellipsis becomes a way of life. Especially if you are my mother...12 straight texts with at least one...and more often than not...3+.

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This is 100% my mother...it's infuriating.

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OMG the ... bugs me so much too!

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Hahaaa

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Got ghosted by a guy I was talking to for 4 months who also told me he loved me. Completely confused and totally discouraged from dating now, can’t trust anyone smh.

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Why this group is public? Shouldn't this be only for Accenture Canada folks?

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Hello fishes,


I'm holding devops profile and 3.5 years of experience relevant and 4.2 years overall. Let me know how much I can expect from virtusa as I got selected and tomorrow is hr discussion. I already had an offer of 11 lpa. Let me know how much I can ask.

TIA

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Hi! I'm an MEng student at Cornell University. Just wondering if anyone can offer me a referral to Goldman Sachs. I'm super interested in a role in the Huston office. I would be more than grateful to connect!
#goldman sachs#
#referral#
#huston#

You know why your side hustle isn’t replacing the job you hate?

You treat it like a side hustle.

Go all in, treat it like a growing business.

6 months from today, October 21st you should be able to hand in that resignation notice.

You can create the life you want, today.

Need help? DM me, I’m going to help 1 million people put life first by 2025, are you 1 of them?

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Adage headline about [brand] “celebrating” Latino heritage on Cinco

Ppl who switched from t2 to t1 consulting post MBA, was it worth it? Heading to HSW next yr, want to do biz ops at FAANG, deciding if I should pursue MBB or go direct to tech. Would love ur thoughts!!

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Anyone live in DFW area? I need more friends

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Thoughts on the FIRE financial movement?

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Really curious to know if you gain a different amount of knowledge depending on if you work for a union or private. Does anyone have any input?

Would you pick a firm like Cooley over Kirkland?

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Just hit 100 dubs in Fortnite. Don’t know if I should be proud or embarrassed of that.

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Anyone else feeling the injustice of AIP being payed in INR for USI landed resources.

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Hey fishes, my LWD is on 12th August, does that mean my HDFC Foodplus card will be disabled for use?

It’s internship season! What’s your best advice for someone looking for an internship in the industry?

I just took a job offer at an agency I’m: 1) not excited about 2) for a pay cut 3) and a title cut

That said I’m trying to stay grateful for even getting a job rn. Is it okay to feel like this?

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RPA use cases for ITGCs?

Just got a last minute assignment ... do I ask the partner what the timing tonight looks like so I can know if I should cancel my dinner plans?

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I’m about to complete my first full year of practicing law. I’ve had 3 jobs. My biggest weakness is my writing. How do I improve my writing skills? Memo, legal arguments, grammar, and other writings.

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Is anybody a fan of S&A new name nickname: The Ampersand. Won’t that create confusion with Strategy& (part of PwC).

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Consultant in the making right there

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They arent the only ones with that idea🙂

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Our secret is out 🤫

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Follow me for more professional development tips.

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Kids gonna be so happy this Christmas

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That about sums it up 😂

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More relevant now that I'm on the bench

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This is what happens when your analysis is directional correct but the analyst is tired of revising the PPT

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I don’t predict a big change

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Dont know if anyone can help but I’m looking for the meme that say no one: - me: waking up a 3am (or middle of the night) wondering where are my keys, or any stuff

Thanks

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Which do you feel like 🤨

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Am I the only one that this happens to?

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Craft brewery in a nutshell

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The OGs are all leaving and I’m still here…

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SM: project going smoothly?
Me: ...

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Gets me every time

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I share his pain.

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For all the gamers

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Mood after every walkthrough.

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??? Plz fix thanks

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