Points for boldness? Some recruiters say this behind closed doors 😂😂

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And this is why I feel no sympathy when recruiters are always first on the chopping block

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Lol she needs to calm down that was probably one instance.

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Ewwww, lady…one bad candidate is the reason they can’t manage their candidate pools?

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Points for honesty but yeah, f*ck recruiters. 99% of them are lazy, gaslighting, no-job-doing wankers.

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I can’t believe you’re manager with that attitude.

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Okay then. “Bad humans”

lol and then we wonder why we never got a call back.
it’s not you it’s the recruiter (most of the time)

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