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I sit and look at my screen, sometimes wear headphones, and pretend I’m a subject matter expert at all times

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Plz fix

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Google what other people are too lazy to learn themselves

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Go work do PowerPoint, travel for point and answer to the dump questions like this from the client

Fix public infrastructure stuff

Make something and explain what I did

PowerPoint artist

Make slides, present baseless assumptions to companies while pretending they are thoroughly researched and vetted ideas for money.

I tell all the sales people and the kids in a product development "you can't do that."

I build machines that don’t look like anything

Get numbers, play with numbers, make numbers pretty, present numbers

Do you apply makeup 💄 to make the numbers pretty?

It depends

I negotiate and buy things for my company

and i supply the data and analytics by which you do so

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Obsessed with this website/app

Thx

I move digital objects and confirm the problems that exist.

👨‍💻<—- I do this

Expert Googler for F500

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