Pro tip, when paying co-workers on Venmo, deny their request and pay with a new request with 1 cent less of the original amount.

Requesting $24? Decline and send $23.99 back. You'll look super smart. Everyone hates round numbers.

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This is in the running for most Deloitte post ever.

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Based on this post, I'm guessing you don't have friends to venmo and that's why you said coworkers

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Ok pal

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I was wondering why you would think of such a thing, but then I saw you are at Deloitte

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It’s Deloitte. Why is it always Deloitte?

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I dont get how this would make anyone look smart

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Here’s my guess. You’re an analyst between the ages of 21-23 years old

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Nope, SC going on 27. Close though I guess.

Naw, =ROUNDUP(23.99,0) is $24 all day every day.

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I really don’t understand the point of this.

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You sound like you sell scam crypto courses to dropouts.

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It’s always Deloitte

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Deloitte is smaht.

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Act your age. Not your shoe size.

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What dude?

Deloitte back again adding value

Sounds more like subtracting? 😁

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