Probably won't stress over presenting to clients after seeing Mark Zuckerberg's face testifying in front of Congress.

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He looks like he's shitting freely in his pants. I feel bad for him.

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I actually think he's getting away with it easy. These senators have absolutely NO idea how Facebook is operated and is currently making money

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Is it on Facebook Live?

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White as a 👻

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@SVP truth

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Your probably already making this face when your client asks you advertising 101 questions. “Is Twitter Facebook?” *zucks stares into the camera like it’s the office*

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Yes ^ and somehow kept fading as it went on

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Favorite question:

Senator: You give Facebook memberships away for free. Is that a sustainable business model?

*Zuckerberg perplexed, suppresses smile*

Zuckerberg: We sell ads

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All I could think about were how long the meeting notes from those two hearings must have been. An AAE somewhere must’ve been in hell.

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That bad?
I haven’t seen yet

I missed it...was his face red or sheet white?

It’s not an accident. He’s too rich for those.

Yup! He’s richer than all of the senators in that room put together. The questions asked of him on the floor blew my mind. Was everyone in there over 80?

@SAE ... and dying of laughter!

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