{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "Programmer Life:\n\nWhen is a function a bad investment? 🤔\n\n\"When there’s no return.\" 🤣", "post_id": "6140a220d0b6f50023e20dea", "reply_count": 3, "vote_count": 4, "bowl_id": "60f19b15fc523b002f774065", "bowl_name": "Tech India" }

Programmer Life: When is a function a bad investment? 🤔 "When there’s no return." 🤣

funnylike
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Hahaha, I have another one: What does one computer drink when it goes to a bar after a very tiring day? They like taking screen-shots!

like

Hahaha this one got me good

It's not a bug, it's a feature ;)

Additional Posts

I have a doctors note for diagnosis with depression and anxiety. Can I get extra time on my CPA exam?

like

WFH: Who else wears sweatpants all week if given the choice?

like

MBB Experienced Hire 🐠 - did you have strategy experience when you applied to MBB? I have some Tech, and M&A experience. Do you think I can be a good candidate (applying at Assoc/Consultant level).

like

Wondering if anyone had moved to consulting from PhD? Any challenges you foresee in filing green card under EB1A independently. My company is not willing to file for green card at this stage. Any recommendations on lawyers?

like

Been logging serious hours from my home standing desk. Or, as I like to call it, the ironing board. WFH life hacks.

likefunnysmart

Wharton EMBA worth it? Late career starter so limited white collar experience but interesting background/past life. Also have kids to support so can’t do a full time program. Want the MBA for career boost ($), as an entry to faang/MBB and to have more security for future opportunities. Worth it? Does the EMBA have the same faang/MBB recruitment access and weight as full time?

like

Been thinking about MBB lately and was wondering if anyone had any advice on when to make initiate the switch. Have an MPH and been in Life sciences/Healthcare consulting for a year now

like

If you're on a PiP, is it better to quit just before the end stage, when you get fired, or better to get fired and collect unemployment, but also have a company-based termination on your record

like

Deciding between Insead and oxford mba . Constantly hearing that INSEAD is a tier 1 school where Oxford is second tier . After speaking with alumni , seems like Insead alum are the most passionate too . Living in Singapore and France is a huge plus . Oxford has prestige and is more than just a business school. Their social / ethical take on mba seems to resonate with me a lot more . The alumni seem to choose career paths similar to fields of what I want to do .

like

Has anyone recently gotten their H1B visa stamped in the Toronto consulate? How long did it take for them to return your passport?

like

Trying to get an idea of other Firms education reimbursement policy for an MBA/MST. How much is covered? How long do you have to stay? Do people get turned down or is it a clearly defined policy...?

like

In house interviews: I finished a final round of interviews and was expecting a final decision after the interviews. Rather than yes or no, the recruiter told me that the feedback is positive but they need to interview one more candidate to compare since I am the first one interviewed. And they wanted to add one more meeting with their new team member starting next week. Is this common and what’s the best way to deal with this unexpected message? Thanks!

like

Has anyone looked at the CFA qualification? Currently a 2nd year Senior in audit at B4. Looking to pivot away from accounting and more into finance. Don't want to pay $$$ for MBA

like

Any other IL 🐠 who worked in NY also get double taxed? Anyone figure out how to get around this? Just got off the phone with IL and it seems like every state can have their position and we just pay2x

like

Need advice. My sons have kids ATV things. More hard core than a power wheels but not true ATV (they go 8 mph I think). My kids were riding in our culdesac with husband watching. Husband and oldest came inside for a few minutes and in that time, neighbors tiny 4yo jumped on his and crashed on our driveway. Broke her arm. 😩 We would never have allowed her to ride and her parents NEVER supervise when she’s outside. Are we dicks for not offering to cover some/all of medical bills? I don’t feel

like

Hi This is Mriganka Das working on Big Data Analytics in Nomura . My total experience is 6+ yrs and relevant in Big Data is 2.8 yrs .If there is any openings in any of the Big 4 pls do let me know..

Hello, Received an offer with D-USI with he start date as the middle of the month (15 Nov) How soon can we make our IT declarations before the payroll is processed? While I've maxed out 80C, a bit worried about losing most of the 1L join bonus to tax. For ref the fixed component is 14L.

like

Flying for personal reasons this weekend and the Delta flights I have been on lack any sort of urgency to get us to the destination. Is this normal at Delta or during non-business hours in general?

like

Any good registry hacks? Or discounts to save money for things I’ll need for me , baby or the house?

like

Designer Compensation Thread: List your company, level name, location, base, stock, bonus, and total compensation so we can get an idea of salary across the industry Hope this can benefit everyone!

likehelpful

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
Download Fishbowl to see what others are saying
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the Fishbowl app

Get realtime notifications and see
what's happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

{ "isSet": true, "allowed": true }

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal