Project manager/adult babysitter

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This thought crosses my mind almost every single day.

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Every. Single. Day.

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Hahahahaha...happens everyday.

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Hello Everyone, I am currently working as an analyst on a Project which is based only on excel. I want to switch to a Data Engineer role, I have 1 YOE & CTC 7.4 Could you please suggest and guide me on how I can train myself to switch to a Data Engineering Job Profile. I've no idea about the tech used in Data Engineering. I just want to Switch to a tech profile. I'll be more than happy if you guys can guide me through this journey.
Thanks in Advance.

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Starting a new job next week and when do I tell my coworkers that I have a newborn? Male asking.

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I have a problem, I over explain myself and when I do it with my women colleagues I think they get the impression that I'm mansplaining to them. I started the habit because I ran into an issue where a lot of people often weren't sure what I was talking about and I'm trying to be nice and explain it up front so things are absolutely clear. Is there a way to do this where I don't run the risk of offending my colleagues? I certainly don't mean to imply incompetence.

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Just had a very uncomfortable conversation with a partner. I have some time off booked to go to my brother’s wedding (I’m the best man). We were chatting and I mentioned that my brother’s future husband is so nice and really a great guy, and we already consider him a member of our family. Partner’s tone immediately shifts and as we’re ending the call he says, “Okay, enjoy the time with your family at the civil ceremony.” Like… girl you live in California, you cannot be this backward.

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Thought experiment for you, fishies.

We all love to hate on billable hours. What’s a real, feasible alternative???

Small agency owner 🙋🏻‍♂️ I’ve wracked my brain and have 3 biz model options, none great:

Billable hrs: Generally accepted. We all know the downsides.

Pay4performance: Big upside potential, tons of risks.

Project pricing: Cloak for billable hours. You have to estimate project cost with something.

Who’s thought of a better approach??? Genuinely curious if there is one.

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Has any one ever successfully had a big 4 firm allow you to work a fixed 9-5 schedule (no overtime etc) and have it work successfully in client service? Like legit laptop closes for the day and your done.

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Any MBB teams back traveling to the client site?

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What agencies are actually creative led? I'm feeling like mine is more or less an account led client yes shop.

Hoping to go somewhere with ambition and mentorship.

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i received public recognition from a director in my org. what are some key words or phases i can use in my thank you email without sounding cheesy?

Is it okay to go to India and get H1b stamping done when I don’t have a client (on the bench)?

I work in an Italian bank like junior project a manager.
I have a master degree as data scientist and recently I follow a course in project manager.
I want to study for the pmp certification, but I need to work for 3years before to do the exam.(given the rules).
After the certification, how much money should I ask for salary in Italy?
Currency my salary is 31k gross per years.

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Recent career-switcher here. While I’m a veteran with the ad process, I am new to the UX agile process. Is it normal to not use briefs whatsoever? Is it normal for the UX research lead to have a stakeholder workshop (sans designers) to think of concept “thought starters,” then have a separate meeting with the UX design lead to vote on which 1 of 3 concepts to proceed with? In advertising, this is analogous to the client and researchers doing the campaign idea then telling the CD to execute it.

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Does it take long to get a project in Salesforce in Apisero?

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I’m having a hard time getting participants for a personal research project I’m doing. The objective is to understand the value trauma has on the human condition. Understandably I’m not “qualified”, which may deter people, but I do have proof of past execution. So, yeah, haha, any tips?

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How is VFcorporation client ? Got a project proposal from it

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Had a steamy dream about my manager last night and now I can't look at him the same.

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I am from customer service background (3 YOE) trying to switch to IT. I have just completed udemy course on Automation testing with selenium python. I have good knowledge of pytest framework but I need suggestion for how I can practice any project. Can anyone suggest me where I can practice this skill?

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Hi,
Wanted to know thoughts of working mothers at TCS. Is the company policy supportive of working mothers in terms of wlb, flexibility? Or is it project based or manager based?

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Need your suggestions urgently. I have offer from Capgemini of 17 lpa fixed(project unknown) and joining is tomorrow 9th Feb. Another offer is in process from Wipro of 20 LPA(project known). Wipro is saying Pre-BGV is required to send the appointment letter. They have sent the letter of intent with all details mentioned. What if Wipro doesn't send offer letter today?Wipro Capgemini

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Anyone else don’t care for small talk? I feel like saying “Good morning” or “Hi, ....” is good enough if I want to get straight to the point. I feel like when my superiors come at me with small talk, most of the time it doesn’t come across as genuine because I know they want something from me.

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Has anyone seen any unique places to find UX portfolios or post jobs other than the usual suspects?
Some UX Slack channels were doing well for a while but I definitely don’t see as much traction there. Meetups obviously came and went. Even the portfolio sites like Dribbble and Behance don’t seem that same.

Any tips on how to ace a copywriter interview at AKQA?

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Is 27 “too old” to start a masters program? (MBA or others). Trying to figure out the average ages.

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Best Dim Sum in Seattle?

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In 2023 I'm wanting to help make my management more effective. So, I'm looking for a book or a couple of books to gift my team this holiday season. I would like books that focus on communication and taking ownership. Any recommendations?

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Is there any sign that some firms might be open to 100% WFH after the pandemic? Really don't want to go back to the office.

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My competency level is already P3 which expires in 2023 . The assessment window is again open do I have to attempt it despite the fact I am already P3 , because in priorities it is clearly mentioned if competency<P3 reappear between 90 ans 120 days

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Does anyone know the bonus range %s for an IFS manager?

Prime video catalog specialist job salary?

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Homebuyers: how did you decide when to put in an offer? We’ve been looking around for about 2-3 weeks (in the East Bay, FWIW). A house we were interested in dropped the listing price by $27K on Friday and then today, our agent texted me saying that the selling agent was “begging for contracts”. We really like the house but there are a few downsides. With the housing market seemingly slowing down, we’re also afraid of buying at the peak of the market. Looking for any wisdom or advice. TIA!

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Hi all, does anyone know of any recruiters or hiring managers that work in Affirm Inc. I've been applying for a couple of jobs with them . The role I have applied for I know lam a extraordinary fit for
100% and can help the company/ department succeed. I have a good deal of experience with this role and would love to talk to a recruiter or a hiring manager more about this. If anyone
could reach out to me if you have any information on that I would greatly appreciate it.

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So I’m in a pickle. I’m 26, been in car sales for 6 years, and have no college under my belt. I want to get out of the car business but do not know what to transition to especially with my lack of experience and making 100k a year. I can’t seem to find a solid exit strategy. Thoughts?

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Petition: let’s change it to JUDGEMENT once and for all.

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Hi fishes,

I am offered 12.3LPA for 7A role (business transformation consultant- supply chain domain) from IBM? Is it a good offer for this band?
I am currently a business analyst with Genpact and is this 7A role a senior level? Or it will be an IC role same as my current company?

Also what's the annual hikes and performance bonus in IBM?

Who else is on permanent work from home?

Hi Fishes, Any Tableau Developer here? If yes could you please tell me in which company offering how much for 2+ YOE? Cognizant Infosys Accenture Accenture India Tata Consultancy Deloitte Wipro limted Fractal Newco IBM Google

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What firms have different levels for admin? Anyone in the Twin Cities looking for admin?

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Folks I probably know the answer to this, but any updates on the permanent office location? 😪

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I’m looking @ you, Deloitte

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The year is 2022, it is now a requirement to show a meme on your resume (right below your experience, but before your education).

Which meme are you using?

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Forever thrown under the bus

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First time back at the Q Pub

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Me picking out my outfit for fly day tomorrow

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Looked at the watch ,10 PM on Sunday night- weekend is over 🥵

Next second the brain’s like :

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Don’t sass me- I will end you.

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Current level on this Friday happy hour....

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Plan your packing this week accordingly..

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Theranos to the testing rescue

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My client in a nutshell.

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They don’t realize

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That can’t be correct, Doc

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12:52am: Let me just align one more picture for this deck

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When sending emails from your phone...

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Immediately after I get ‘comfortable’ and turn on a movie

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