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I accidentally burnt my hand on a grill. It was a ME STEAK

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One time I saw a man passing out stuffed animal bees at the mall. They were freebies.

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Sorry I’m a bit late to this one guys - I just stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone, then it dawned on me.

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What a sad life...

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Since I have to get back to work I’ll make this BRIEF... seriously I have so much work that Every time I try to go to the gym it never WORKS OUT

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God, writing these feel like a sick and twisted PUNishment.

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I think it’s time to gather our sheep and get the flock outta here.

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Michael Scott, is that you?

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I told me wife I needed to go to the dentist. She said what time? I said tooth hurty.

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I think you should be like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.

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Nothing says “I love you” like installing a new 🚽 with your husband on Valentine’s Day. It was pretty shitty.

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The baker had smelly hands because he kneaded a poo

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