Punchy words for my performance crib sheet for my career counselor?

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I gave mine a 1 page infographic

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I documented my self input in a 46 paged "FY16 Master Thesis".

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"Did a bangin job. TKO-ed client issues. Held multiple smash sessions. Slayed metrics. "

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Achieved Executive Platinum. Drank 50 bottles of wine on the company dime. Killed it with my travel tinder ninja skills. That's high performance delivered! >

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