PwC partner walks into a bar

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Deloitte partner walks around it.

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stays too long, and picks up briefcase with envelopes of Oscar winners and heads to the show

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Good thing no other big auditing firm has ever screwed up anything ever....Good thing.

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D2 got that low hanging fruit! And then P1...huffed a canister of nitrous oxide? 🤔

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Good thing ACN has never messed anything up. **cough*Arthur Andersen*cough**

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We fucked up fifa pretty bad

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Thanks for your feedback.

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ACN didn't mess up Arthur Andersen. The other way around is slightly less innacurate but neither way would be correct.

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I mean, neither did "PwC" mess up the Oscar's...Just this dude who happened to be on PwC business, not like he was acting on orders from Tim or Bob.

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Oh wow D2

P2 that would have been more effective if you didn't feel the need to repeat "Good thing"

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