Quit pocket watching your partners bums

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Someone’s watching my butt?

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Well, your bum

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Honestly I’m a bit flattered

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Quit! Pocket watching? Your partners? Bums!

Fixed it for you.

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Commas are your friend

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I think I'd still have at least one question no matter where a comma was placed

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No clue what this means.

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Same🤣

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??????

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I’ve seen some cute partner bums. I don’t know if I have ever pocket watched them though. How does one pocket watch a partner bum? Is that an HR violation?

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Yes, of course I’m going to pocket watch partners when I come to your holiday party at your $8M+ house in the most ritzy neighborhood where your garage is bigger than my apartment. It’s not even pocket watching, it’s just having eyes.

If you mean taking a look at their bum pockets, I mean...a nice bum is a nice bum and should be appreciated. I’d be flattered if someone took a nice gander at my bum.

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huh

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???????

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🤨🤨🤨

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You win, RSM 2 🙌

Quit putting your pocket watch on your bum, partner.

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