"quite your job"

Pls fix

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If I quite my jobe I’d losee my healthe insurance. I’d lovee to thoe

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One time in an RFP I wrote "asses" instead of "assess". It happens. It's just funny when it happens to other people

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I wrote asses instead of assets.

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Adorable!! ❤️

Well some jobs probably need to be quieted

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Please share your wallpaper, looks like a cute doggo

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Maybe they’re encouraging you to fire them first? Like some secret test

Seems like they definitely need a boss to check their spelling!

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