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Raise your hands if you ever made up an imaginary family to get out of work

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The joke ————- You’re head

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I hope your not teaching James' grammer

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@P1 Your joke < me getting an aneurysm from common spelling mistakes, like the average person's inability to differentiate from lose and loose

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Thiey're*

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Whomstever’d rather nitpick on grammar than laugh on a funny post like this should unsubscribe from this bowl.

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@p1 there heads

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Do you also fake chemo treatments ?

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When does James die? You might get a whole week off!

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Imaginary family? No. Imaginary family situations? Yes

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^no usually “My girlfriend is getting an abortion” excuse is my go to medical reason

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