When you're at the office past 7 and feel like dinner should just be served to you on a mother f'in golden platter
When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.
Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...
Kinda sick of boomers & gen xers hating on millennials. I'm 30 and value life over work. I'm not some lazy kid who lives with his parents. STFU old people. Your debt addiction fucked our country.
this baby next to me kept smiling at me every time she woke me up from my sleep in the plane. I just couldn't get mad at her innocent smiley face. 😀 #littlethingsinlife
Overheard on the flight: old white male says to an Asian lady: 'cute china doll you have there' in reference to her baby. Asian lady's response: we are not Chinese nor from China.
About to take an offer at EY. Want a baby soon and saw the great news about increased parental leave. Question is, can u use vacation time consecutively with it? Right now most on leave take 5 months
I have a food baby and all I want to do is 😴💤
"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL
Ughhhhh go back to sleep! Kid woke up at 5:30 and I'm not ready for this day to start. Need to sleep.
Alt rock band Gorillaz shot dead after child climbs onstage during a live performance in Cincinnati, OH
Manager from another office that I'm close with just had a baby. Should I get a gift? What's the appropriate action?
Omg, this manager is talking someone through video call controls like a child... I think this is the other person's first time. 😁
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Today a client assumed my gender.
What’s a reasonable connection time between two flights? Anything over half an hour? Or do you all keep at least an hour in between?
How much do senior cons in E&Y and Accenture making? Have interviewed with both - wanted to know how much should I expect.
Where we mostly are now
Overheard at client site today: "Accenture partners show up twice during a project. First time to sell it, second time to apologize" 😂
Joining D next week - how long till iphone X becomes an option? Should I wait or just get another phone?
Sheraton or Hyatt??
What are some of the best apps for consultants? Specifically apps that make the job/life easier (i.e. “App in the Air”)
How do you think Accenture's promotion outlook will be this year based on the positive annual performance?
Who finds the delta's pre recorded safety announcement loud as hell! Even my noise canceling Bose cannot drown out that lady's voice
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