Random person at airport bar: Are you American? Answer: No, I am United.

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No this is Patrick

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I said "Emirates" and some bystanders yelled "terrorists!". What bigots.

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@Accenture we're all united in hating the shit out of United, for sure.

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Add him on Facebook. Then unfriend him.

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We are all United

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I didn't even know we had over 110 consultants that upvoted in this app

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^We have more than 240, there was a post/comment with 241 upvotes

We are all united Americans

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