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What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
Designer genes

What did one ion say to another? i've got my ion you!!!

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, 'How much for a drink?' The bartender says, 'For you, no charge."

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For how many positions can we apply with one referral?

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How much % hike someone at PL8 or PL9 in Siemens can expect for 1st Appraisal? Joined Siemens in Jan 22 and eligible for current appraisal. Siemens - Advanta

Maga is terrified amirite?

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Got an interview scheduled with PWC for UK Tax Preparer and Reviewer. What type of technical questions can I expect? 3+ YOE

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Anyone have a screenshot or summary of the negative review of Scott E / Personal MBA Coach that was posted here? The comment link people posted in the past is broken. Also, thoughts on MBA consultants in general?

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Hi to anyone who joins - New group, hoping to grow this bowl and use to discuss anything and everything project or project management related

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Thoughts on juice cleanses? Any positive/negative experiences to share? I know the “clearing toxins” stuff is BS, but it seems like maybe a nice way to semi-fast while getting hydrated + getting vitamins. Plus WFH has my relationship with snacking all out of whack and I’d like to reset that

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So not a whiskey post per se but anybody else here a fan of the goose island bourbon county stout series. I got everything this year besides what was only available in Chicago. Anybody started tastings yet. Tried the cola and it was good.

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Help!!! Struggling to complete my degree. I’ve been in a teaching role at my school since the beginning of the year. I’m at nearly 90 credits of college course work complete. I’m in Texas and there aren’t many options that can get me closer to certification. Any help or advice? I don’t want to lose the role I’m in. It’s literally what I’ve been groomed to do for the past two years. (& yes I’ve been in school during that time.)

How much minimum and maximum % hike can we expect after a year's appraisal.
Also if they provide any kind of yearly bonus if yes than how much can we expect the min and max

I’m curious what outside partners would advise an EY MD to do given the proposed split. No planned RSUs and likely pay cut, TBD if they go into same pool as current partners. Is there really an upside?

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Looking at jobs, there a potential for a treasury analyst and fp&a analyst both at senior levels. Ive been trying to stay in fp&a and move up to management. If i dont get fp&a and get the treasury, would that interview with my path to becoming a finance manager? I figured since i have fp&a experience, treasury could give me better picture as a whole to make it to management.

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I have over 12 years in B2B sales/sales management experience along with a graduate degree. I am wanting to shift gears and I am at a point where I can invest time in myself to learn through practical experience. The new industry I am wanting to pursue is real estate investment. I have read all the books but want some hands on experience on the property management side. How could I best leverage my skills for a role in this, and what should my expectations be for negotiation in compensation?

How is Atos for Oracle Cloud Financials? Do they have enough projects?
How much ctc can I ask for with 8.3 yrs of experience?

A quick survey, any F here?

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What are the top companies for cybersecurity roles? Interested in organizations paying well and a strong market presence.

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Hi, I am currently working as a software tester on manual and automation testing and I'm having 2.7 yrs of experience. I wish to switch career in data science. Can anyone help me with the transition?

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Are there any firms that will pay for law school?

McKinsey & Company Bain & Company Hello Fishers
I am looking to switch into the strategy consulting industry. I have been working in the tech domain for almost 3 yrs now. 2 years in NY and 1 currently in India. I have completed my masters degree from the US.I would like to pivot into strategy. Currently working for a boutique healthcare consulting firm within the analytics practice. Looking for referrals in McKinsey & Company Bain & Company Boston Consulting Group Kearney Oliver Wyman. Looking for guidance from the community.

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I have a low GPA because an abusive relationship during my schooling that kept me from focusing. I’m clear of that now, but I don’t know how to explain my low GPA going forward.

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What are some of your favorite science podcasts to listen to?

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Self-doubt is preventing me from making progress. I keep convincing myself I’m not intelligent enough for this so I shouldn’t bother. Do you have any advice for getting past this?

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How can companies justify cutting research and development expenses when they literally have no future without it

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What’s a “science fact” that gets shared around that is very much not true?

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Is there a difference in a total salary for employees working on-site vs remote only peering this same job?

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Realistically how far can an associate degree get you in the biotech industry? When should you consider continuing education?

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Hey all, having issues with interviewing this year. I’ve been passed over every opportunity I really want and I’m unsure how to regroup and move forward. I’m really trying to break into method development roles and I haven’t had the opportunity to do so with my analytical experience. A lot of my HPLC and LCMS experience is with already established methods. Any tips?

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Everyone says we need to find "a cure for cancer" and YES, definitely, but there are so many different types that we need at least 50 separate cures. More complex than people give it credit for. What does everyone here think?

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Which field of science do you think is underfunded, and why?

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Is there a legal way for an international student in the US to earn money on the side?

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Looking for a pharmacist job with a pharmaceutical company. Have prior experiences with pharmaceutical company including Medical Information and Safety. Please let me know.

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If there is anything science taught you it is-

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When doctors, scientists, etc. go to conferences, do they get paid for it?

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I have an intern who's hygiene has slowly deteriorated over a few very stressful weeks at work. Should I leave them be, or gently remind them?

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Isn't it annoying how no one ever notices all the hard work you put into your research? The countless hours you spend in the lab, library, or curled up on your couch researching—all of that dissolves into what can feel like obscurity.

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Favorite science show to watch as kid?

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Hey everyone. I keep coming across comments about the predatory practices of journals but can’t find any details. Could you explain?

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Can you share a problem that you encountered in your last research project? How did you overcome it?

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What’s your favorite part of working on a research project and what’s your least favorite part of it?

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