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Or simply say "oh man. Sorry, my machine says it is rebooting for a mandatory update in 90 seconds and to save work. Don't know why our IT group does this!"
Poor IT taking the blame for everything 😂
Visual Storyteller
Switch computer off.
Text the meeting in the group's chat via your phone saying your computer just shut down / broke and you're trying to get on it asap.
Turn it back on with 5 mins of the meeting left to spare.
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320 IQ
Or yeet your laptop out of your window
Rising Star
EY computers are configured to do this themselves.
Pro
Change profile pic to screenshot of a “trying to connect” message.... 🤣
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I read it from a teacher’s blog talking about one of her sneaky ELEMENTARY AGE students doing this! Only problem was kid misspelled “connect” LOL
You could ‘accidentally’ spill coffee all over your keyboard ...
😂😂😂
Feel free to have my picture. Just force shut down your laptop and show ppl this picture
Just make sure laptop matches or crop pic oherwise!
Enthusiast
There was a projector in our war room that would instantly blue screen our laptops. Came in handy once or twice.
Visual Storyteller
"war room" lol
If your working from home, just go push the test button on one of your smoke detectors!!
Enthusiast
Present screen to a monitor with only the blue screen of death on it.
Assuming skype call