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Recruiter: Have you considered Deloitte? It’s different from what you would imagine. What I imagine:

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Implying Deloitte gives the weekend off

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I have to take trainings this weekend to keep up😭

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Entirly? Pls fix.

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Only a psychopath would think it only takes 3 minutes to take a dump.

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Wait until you actually need to go to go then

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The bathroom breaks are brutal

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You can work in the bathroom. At D, my SM would take her phone in and send emails while on the toilet. No time to waste people!

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Someone more culturally aware, please fill me in on what a “Muslim shower” is

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😆 I’m guessing they mean a bidet, which is the norm in Japan as well, among other places

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What’s big4 doing here

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Touch the donkey in the ways it’s hair grows... is this well known phrase?

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Always find these profiles annoying. Also notice they work at Herbalife. 🤦

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Going through a breakup sucks when all you see on Instagram are proposal posts 😢

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MR. PARK!!! RESPECT

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I really want a valentine 😔💕

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What the hell is this? My connection is fine.

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Trump 2020? Yes/No and why.

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The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town

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Zillion beers anyone?

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so what did everyone think about today’s standing 10 theme, the lunch and learn on the art of dodging questions?

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Fellow M, two grooming related questions for y’all 1) active/tips on a solid skin care (primarily face) routine? 2) do any of you guys ever get your eyebrows cleaned up?

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Happy Valentine's Day any F🐠 wana blow this sign on bonus with me? DC M 27. Put in my 2 weeks from a new IT Audit Manager role (9 months in) because fk this job. Lol

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Just resigned from D for a VP role in tech. Excited to get off of the road in the DC area and ready to meet some good guys. Young 30’s - single W female. PM me if u want to grab a drink.

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Renting an Airbnb with 6 friends, and one is backing out last minute bc his partner will be in the same area and he wants to stay with them. Do I still charge him for our accommodation?

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