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Recruiter: Have you considered Deloitte? It’s different from what you would imagine. What I imagine:

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Implying Deloitte gives the weekend off

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I have to take trainings this weekend to keep up😭

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Entirly? Pls fix.

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Only a psychopath would think it only takes 3 minutes to take a dump.

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Wait until you actually need to go to go then

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The bathroom breaks are brutal

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You can work in the bathroom. At D, my SM would take her phone in and send emails while on the toilet. No time to waste people!

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Someone more culturally aware, please fill me in on what a “Muslim shower” is

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😆 I’m guessing they mean a bidet, which is the norm in Japan as well, among other places

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Anyone have a peloton? Looking for accountability buddies, and if anyone wants referral credit before I purchase 🚴🏾‍♀️

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Any thoughts on going from agency account side to client?

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Any news of other firms following DPW’s fall bonus lead?

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Running new grad (undergrad) interviews all day today, give me some good/fun questions. (Consulting for Financial Institutions... Finance/Risk/Capital)

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Any Suggestions on Best way to clear Case study interview for Data engineers. Preferably Spark with any language

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How early were you able to get a global entry interview? I'm scheduled ~3 weeks out...

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The Weather Channel keeps running an As Seen On TV ad for something called "Hurricane Spin Broom".... seems a little ill timed on their part

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Exit interview: tell the truth or sugar coating in order not to burn bridges?

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Has anyone been involved in a non-executive director role. If so, how do I get involved? Thanks in advance for any help.

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How many of you have worked with experienced hire managers who struggle with the job and probably should have came in 1 level below? Being offered a manager level role and bit nervous to accept. Comp

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Is 130K a reasonable salary TC expectation for a Financial Analyst role with FAANG in California? Online data very varied or unavailable

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Anyone in PHL right now?

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Before it begins a problem, how many times can you jump to a new company after ~1 year of working there for pay increase? Entry salary out of college was ~80k. Jumped one year out of school for a ~50% jump. Thinking about attempting to jump once again.

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Selling GMAT prep! Manhattan books are like new, Advanced Quant is brand new, and I’ll throw in the practice pad and MBA Game Plan book for free.

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Please help suggest good standing desk brand!!

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Can anyone recommend a service that writes Code of Conduct?

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Honestly in Industry now, I can honestly say B4 over tuned my skills. I find that I absorb information faster than my peers and my deliverable time is quicker.

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I have a question/need to vent. I graduated from school in May, and my job offer was rescinded due to COVID. I don't qualify for entry level positions posted through campus recruiting, yet I don't have the experience of a full-time job to be qualified for anything other than an entry level position. How do I go about finding a job this way? It seems so ill-thought-out to me that companies would close the window on a potential employee because they didn't get recruited during campus recruiting.

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My project is understaffed, and I’m so annoyed because I can’t handle all these tasks on my own or ask my team members for help since they’re swamped with work.

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