Recruiter reaches out on Wednesday “based on your experience you seem like a good fit” you respond on Wednesday.. crickets. Then today (less than a week later) Recruiter: “thanks so much for getting back to me. Unfortunately this role has been filled” 😂😂😂 well dang, that was quick!

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Smart ones would lead you on to next one to fill

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HR is the scourge of this industry or any.

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That’s better than,
- CALL1 can we connect to explore fit
- CALL 2 let me pass you onto the partner who is dealing with our client who has this requirement
- CALL 3 you have an impressive resume, let me tell you what the client is looking for
- CALL 4 can we go over specific examples that you can showcase to match client requirements
- CALL 5 let’s do a final once over before we check client availability
- CALL 6 Option 1 client is not responding, hold tight
- Option 2 client quit so we don’t have an open requirement anymore
- Option 3 someone else got hired in the time we had our 5 useless calls
- Option 4 company is restructuring / new CEO / bad quarter so hiring freeze
- Option 5 client is traveling and can only speak with you at 4am
- CALL 7 Option 1 client asks, “so how’s your experience in sales”. But my dude I’m interviewing for a Technical Architect position.
- Option 2 we have a very robust interview process, I’m the HM, you ll speak with me again, the Director, then VP, SVP and President. Oh I will also have you speak with 13 members from my team individually followed by HR who will low ball you. That will be followed by a presentation to the board that will require 2 months of effort and at minimum 90 slides
- Option 3 you have everything we need but I am still interviewing others for the next 8 months to find someone cheaper than you
- Option 4 we like you, we will roll out an offer for you in the next week or so. Month later, crickets
- Option 5 previous TC $150k, ask $200K, offer - 24 months probation, $12 joining bonus, base pay $9800, bonus 0-150% based on performance of candidate, company, CEO, every shareholder, weekend support required, hybrid setup (5 days office, you stay home when you are on PTO), no overtime, Non-negotiable and 2 hours to sign offer

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ACCCURATEEEE

I have clearly stated strict work location requirements, and still i receive 90% messages "based on your profile come work for x definitely not in your required location"...

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I mean they always have a next bounty. They are idiots to flake and not wing walk their leads into the next role sets.

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