{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "Relationship status: Currently this model's bitch.", "post_id": "57faa2aae72f751300761ecc", "reply_count": 5, "vote_count": 18, "bowl_id": "553769a790f5eebe1d2a0f92", "bowl_name": "Finance", "feed_type": "crowd" }

Relationship status: Currently this model's bitch.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Are you talking about a person or a spreadsheet?

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Def spreadsheet.

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"If you wanna kiss the sky; better learn how to kneel"...now go work your model.

^LOL!

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Hi looking to leave banking operations after 20 years and just finished my MBA. I would like to go into a strategy or product management role. Any advice? I feel like it’s been difficult getting my skills across

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Any opinions on Deloitte Digital in London? Trying to decide if I’d like to transfer

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How much is Tcs offering currently to 3+ yoe guys?
My tech is Java Spring boot and 3+ yoe and current package is 5 lpa..
What no. Should i give in expected salary?
Please help.

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I'm a new senior in a small advisory group and barely get work because the managers don't have work to give. I'm at like 20 billable hours a week when I'm supposed to be busy. I reach out and ask for work but those requests rarely work. What can I do?

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How do you guys manage to find time for exercise?

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Hi All, How many it takes cognizant to pickup the asset from home after LWD? As I am staying in Tier 3 city( Town- Taluka) around 800 kms from Pune base location. Does anyone have same experience and if yes how they pickup the asset. Like what do they expect from us like packing, etc.

EY Parthenon seeing senior-level exodus?

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Any agency continuing to keep their doors open next week is not only endangering the community, but also damaging their reputation forever. Who’s gonna want to ever work at these places in the future?

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Any advice for someone going into the aerospace engineering field ? Or any other advice when it comes to current jobs to uptake while going to school?

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When a client defines automation as "using VLOOKUP" 😛˜ #WeCanHelp

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What will be in hand?

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I’m planning to get some AWS certs- anyone have recommendations on courses?

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Hi All!

First year associate here. My husband is a middle school math teacher with five years of experience, and is unhappy at his current job. He’s looking to switch schools or go into a steady tutoring job. Currently looking only at private schools.

Any suggestions or tips on places that might be hiring?

Thanks!

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Need advice, Im considering going back to my home country in 1 year (if my extension is approved)... whats the best plan regarding HSA and 401K? Should I stop contributing now, or

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Hi Thoughtworkers,

I would like to know what are the different roles and responsibilities of a Senior Consultant Quality Analyst in
Thoughtworks . How much technical/managerial activities involved.

Ar Sr Con QA get opportuinities to work on test automation areas.

Overall, what are the expectations from Sr Con QA.

I am about to Join TW. My primary skills includes test automation and test strategy and mostly in coding aspects..

Constructive reply is appreciated.

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Have been called for a 3 hour glucose test and I’m a little nervous! Failed the one hour :( mostly because they didn’t tell me in advance that they were gonna do the test and I didn’t quite watch my diet (didn’t gorge or anything but didn’t watch my carb intake).
Ladies have you failed your 1 hour but passed the 3 hour? 😐😐

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I just snapped on someone cause they wouldn't shut up. Then they cried 😅😅 How do you deal with a very talkative colleague? 😅

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Hi Ladies!

I have a fashion business management degree and have been trying to get my foot in the corporate role as an assistant planner or an allocations specialist. I have been applying to jobs but not getting any bites because I don’t have any experience. My experience is in luxury retail and it seems like it’s very hard to have someone give me a chance even for an entry role! Anyone have any advice? I can’t even seem to land an interview. I know I can excel given the opportunity.

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Hello Fishes,

I have offer in Accenture 14 lpa and vp and 2.5 l JB

Deloitte 11 fixed and 2l jb

Yoe 2.8
Tech BI, Tableau.

Note : I already showed counter offer of accenture 11.75 (before negotiations ) and make Deloitte to give 11 fixed.

Now Accenture increased the value to 14lpa


Now tell me which 1 is good to join?

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Additional Posts (overall)

got an incredible annual review from seniors and clients alike. was thinking of leaving sometime this year but now I’m conflicted as the group clearly wants me to stick around. should I stay or go?

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I just got a verbal lateral offer. I like the place (another BB) but not 100% sure yet.

Worth telling other banks I only have two weeks but want to interview? Is this unusual/impractical? Thx

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Any suggestions on how to "fake it til you make it?" I struggle with mastering this

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Why Do Bankers Capitalize Every Other Common Noun Like They Failed 7th Grade English?

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Is it me or are recruiter douchebags? Today, I met with one to discuss a potential job offer and he was rude asf. Like, what’s up his ass haha! Maybe my salary expectation was higher than his current pay? Haha! Do you all have an experience you could share?

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Aggressive growth stocks to follow?? Suggestions?

Anyone know where to get butthole reconstructive surgery? Mine is incredibly loose after the past 2 years

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What’s your criteria for requesting to connect with someone on LinkedIn? I rarely send requests, but I get a lot of them and I’ve never even heard of some of the people. Makes me wonder how they’re finding me in the first place.

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How much of your personal life do you share with coworkers?

What are your productivity hacks? Feel free to share any productivity/prioritization tips which might benefit us all. :)

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Successful people never worry about what others are doing.

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What's your "fishbowl love" number? I've noticed that the majority of people who display their usernames are 40-80 but then it's unclear what the actual formula is so I wonder what the mean/SD are.

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What's the biggest challenge investment banks and funds will face post-coronavirus?

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Hiring Freezes Citi

Has anyone heard any updates/news regarding this ? Particularly ICG Citi

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FI-nance or fi-NANCE?

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The MS directory is like Ancestry.com - the Grandfather, Daughter in-law and Son all on one page

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What's the management turnaround like at your firm? Really sets such a bad tone and environment to have senior colleagues in and out of the door on a regular basis.

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Hi Fish, I have a personal question. My parent has offered to pay off my student loans. He’s leaning towards giving me 15k every year (maximum gift allowance) to pay them off. I believe just him just paying off the full balance at once is better. We’re wondering if there are any tax implications to a parent paying off their child’s student loans all at once themself or if we should go the 15k a year route.
Thank you!

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Anyone have any recommendations for a good resume writer? It’s been awhile since I’ve updated mine, and it’s long overdue.

I just graduated 1.5yrs ago, but have gratefully made my way into a Sr. Accountant position at a ~120 saas company managing books, p&ls, 606 rev recs, powerbi analytics, & all things finance for our 20MM of revenue. I feel like I’ve already reached my growth limit here and the next position up is my boss’s CFO position. I’m trying to break into big tech as a fin. analyst or rev rec specialist, but they always want someone with more experience. What should I do / any recommendations? 70k comp.

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