Repeat with me “Fitness is a marathon, not a sprint. Like marriage, you need to work on it everyday. If you cheat on either, the results are not good for you”

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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You must not know my guy on the other side of the tracks, he has the hookup

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I'm a sprinter. I hate marathons must be why this is so hard for me.

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So needed this right now!!

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“Fitness is a marathon, not a sprint. Like marriage, you need to work on it everyday. If you cheat on either, the results are not good for you “

Am I doing this right?

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Good. Now write this on the blackboard 100 times

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I ❤️ u

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And I like turtles

But I feel so much better about myself if I come into the gym after a long slack off and lift REALLY heavy!

RIP your joints

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