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Can someone explain utilization and realization to me? I just wrapped up my first week on an engagement (9/30 client) and am a first year at a national firm. I understand billable hours and the budget

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30 / F / NYC / $95K / around 7 years experience.

I’m at my second agency job, but thinking of jumping to product/client side. Want to get a read on if this is a standard salary for my case.

Monday morning, don’t we just love it?!?
We just got yet another opportunity to crush our goals, to be positive and became a better version of ourselves. Mondays are a reminder to start afresh!!! Go out there and be great!!!

Remember, you’re not your mistakes, setbacks, tough client meetings etc. None of that define you. Wishing everyone a great week.

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Anyone ever been on a loan assignment to a client? I was approached to do a 3 month rotation at a client and would appreciate hearing others experience with client rotations.

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What kind of growth we can expect in Infosys in technical manner
I am about to join infy in upcoming week for position of associate consultant in with java stack. I am worried about project opportunities can any one suggest.

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With all the rolling layoffs happening in the city this year, are any good account directors hanging out here, and also creative teams? We are looking for some additional support on a project

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How the onboarding training prepared me for Day 1 at client

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any Raytheon fish here?
just trying to find out more about pros and cons for techies working there: cloud/infrastructure related stuff.
pay, bonuses, perks, project(s) flexibility, etc.

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Hi sharks,

I joined Deloitte on May 16 and it's being 6 months that I haven't been assigned to any project yet. I am planning to resign. My concern is that do I need to serve notice period of 90 days or I will be relesed in few days as I am not tagged to any project. Requesting your responses if any. Thank You.

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I realized I've been a dummy for getting a job at a creative agency and not working on my portfolio. Most of the projects I've taken on, I've done so as a way to support others without taking much credit for it. Now, a better opportunity came along and I don't have anything to show for my talent as a designer. ALWAYS take credit for what you do, even if it's not your project to begin with.

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Just had an interview with Comcast for a junior project manager and the pay is between 60-67k…. Does that sound too low?

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Hello everyone. Is there any BA opportunity for 2 years experienced professional? I am looking forward to work as a BA. I am currently working with a service based company for a healthcare client. If anyone has any opportunity, kindly dm. Thanks

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Is there any opening for Project Coordinator or Functional consultant role?

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What is the mean salary for a Project Manager in Italy?

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How difficult to get project in Cognizant when we join as a lateral ?

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Has anyone tried the idea of swapping creative teams with another company’s in-house team for a one-off project? Thinking it would be nice to give the creative teams a change of pace by working a different brand.

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Which do you use/prefer for being assigned a project:
tangible job folders/job jackets
or
digital tracking software

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So now that i’m gonna be a client, what are some things I can help to make your lives easier? I hated working with shitty clients and id rather make friends than enemies with my auditors.

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Hi! I will be flying to Chicago next weekend from CA to move out of my apt. Booked my flight to be in Chicago for 4 days. Someone just told me about the emergency travel order. How does that work?

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👋🏾! What are some insights that can be given to 27 F , African American / West Indian, looking to relocate to the DMV area. Figured DMV is a great place for networking, political science / IR student, but enjoys the education and event coordinator world, AND enjoys good food .

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Query from a junior: does anyone actually like M&A or do people just do it for the exit options? Seems like absolute drudgery so far, and doesn’t look too much better for years

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Proud new cat dad. Meet Kimmi, she is 6 months old

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The Last Dance! Let’s goo 🙌🏼

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Thinking of moving to LIC, any thoughts or things to know??

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Does anyone ever respond on this bowl !? It’s F*ckin dull just like the weather Lmao

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Fellow hostesses - how long did it take before you were promoted?

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What is the pay range for SAP basis consultant in Walmart?
Yoe - 8 years

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Who tf is causing these trash fires in Austin I got 5 notifications today and it rained last night.

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i have one question guys, before visa stamping can we change petition's client? means if infosys has applied for my petition for client A will that petition will be valid for client B ?? or whole petition needs to be applied??

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What is the Apta test in hsbc ? How difficult it is?

Thoughts on joining a boutique consulting firm during this economy? Is it typically viewed as safer or riskier than bigger firms? Sorry if this is a dumb question. I know many of the bigger firms had layoffs but I imagine they have much more in the pipeline/budget/resources whereas boutique firms may or may not have had layoffs (is there a reputable source about this online?) but have fewer of the other items.

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People who put read receipts on all their emails are dipshits.

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Interviews with A&M HIG coming up, anything in particular I should be prepared for? If anyone also has some insight into the process/length and could share that would be awesome!

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I am growing my company's IG (@yourlifestartup) and looking for influencers to partner with. We offer personal development and life coaching services. Any recommendations?

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I’m trying to gauge salary expectations as a workers comp supervisor/manager. I have 7 years experience, all in California workers comp, and the last 2 years have been as a supervisor/manager. I have 3 designations and experience with difficult, technical files.

What do you or your counterparts make in a similar role? What’s a ballpark I should expect to be in?

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Who is pumped to start bschool this summer?
What are everyone’s feelings? Myself, feeling super happy to be relieved of this corporate burnout for 2 years and hang out with non consultants!!!!

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Hello All,

I got this mail from Accenture before joining. What does this actually mean?
Like we have to choose 1 from any of these 3 options? And do we have an option to Work permanently from home? Also please someone elaborate these 3 options.

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Every Thursday night just like... 🛏

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Hits way too close to home

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I’m trying to find a meme i saw earlier, it goes some thing like:

Consultant: I’ve found the solution: you need to increase revenues and reduce costs.

Client: ….

Consultant: thanks, the bill is $18000000

Have you guys seen it somewhere before?

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Consultants pijama this season

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Thinking about how I will manage my workload this week. Please add a pic to describe your workload.

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Credit: Matt Surlee Charts

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Middle aged consultant shares deeply personal information in Confessions Bowl. Fish Bowl:

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When a partner has to make their own slides

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Promoting mental health, WLB and toxicity in a single mail ~ Deloitte USI

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McB. Please save us for the love of all that is holy and pure. Deloitte (and others) have returned with not so great memes.

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Dress shirt + underwear combo is the new business formal

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Harvard or EY MBA 🤔

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Republicans right now

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Stress eating and still working in Flyday!😫😫

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Found this gem on the internet. Its not a consulting meme but its cracking me up...

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This trend really needs to stop! Lol

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#2 of 5

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In US, it is “Work from Home”

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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot coming in hot.

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It's that time again.

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