Rona took my graduation, my job, but in return, gave me 20 lbs of warm flubber blubber and a secondary chin. Winning~

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Aww. We’ll get through this. Keep those chins up.

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Could be lyrics to a country song

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you’re covered and sealed. sounds like a dub to me

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