Saw Adweek post this on IG, which house are you in?

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House 2, for sure. It has everything.

I forgot to mention The General is on the libertarian presidential ticket, and you are now his campaign manager.

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I’m gonna go for house 2, Boston market is low key delish!

Oh come on!

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Pass. These houses suck. I’d opt for the streets.

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By passing, you’ve automatically selected house 7!

Sylvania
The Marines
Boston Whaler
Jared The Galleria of Jewelry
Maui Jim
Purdue

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5 or 2? 🤔

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If you choose 5, you are in charge of laying off 77% of Auntie Anne’s workforce. Are you okay doing that?

What psycho is picking 4? Are you kidding me?? And definitely 5 for me.

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We’re terribly sorry, there was a mix up in booking your house for the quarantine and our computers put you into House 4.

If it’s any consolation, you we’re going to have to personally let go of 89% of your workforce at Hudson News, if we’d have you move into House 5.

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I knew immediately after seeing Dunkaroos up there. And just read they’re coming back ?!

The dunkaRoos are made using a non FDA approved sugar substitute that is linked to Alzheimer’s. You are in charge of their social media while in the quarantine

House 5 🥨

Agree. Its worth it.

Yeah I was gonna say, which one is least evil?.. I was gonna pick 3 but Bayer is.. a bit much and msnbc being so blatantly anti-Bernie, I'd pass..

Well shit.

This is inane

By not deciding you’ve been automatically selected for House 12!

DeWalt
AEG
Hertz
Siemens
Dannon Oikos
CNBC

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5 or 6 depending on how weird I wanna get when I have to decide.

In 5, you have to battle a class action lawsuit against a Baby color paint you developed that caused autism in children.

In 6, you are the key creative in an always on Covid marketing campaign for eHarmony that engulfs every last second of your willpower.

Two or six—I love nerd and astroglide, and holy shit are the animaniacs coming back??

House 3. Easy choice with Linksys and Ghirardelli

I forgot to mention that House 3 works very closely with law Enforcement and has allowed ICE access to all their company records and is helping them makes raids across all workplaces.

Sony PSP?! What year is it?!

If you do not choose a house, we will select one for you. There is a very long line waiting for placement.

Damnnnn, animaniacs and dunkaroos? House 2. But linksys and sobe, respect.

But the chicken!! Wait do you get chicken?

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I’m really torn between house 2 and house 6. 🤔

I’ll just live on the streets with the rats, where I belong. ✌️

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