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Wow that’s pitiful. Any young attorneys considering anything close to this—go work as an ADA or public defender and make the high end of that or higher and get better trial experience.

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And loan forgiveness

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lol @ Dummy's

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Forget dummies, 29k wth is that. Could’ve just skipped the degree and went into retail instead and possibly would be paid slightly higher.

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I think the posters name was like Jimmy McGill or something

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Thank you!

Is this a joke. Pls tell me it’s a joke.

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I wish it was. 5 YOE, minimum of $29,000? Wow

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Why don’t they just learn to become an aggressive litigator and then they could afford an associate?

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It is insulting but I kind of understand. He/she is fed up with incompetent, entitled, and lazy associates. I know that feeling - I work at a small PI firm in NYC and I have seen so many attorneys that I always wondered how did they manage to graduate from law school and pass the bar. e.g., an associate atty doesn't know the difference between civil court and supreme court and different counties have different courts. I also had an atty go take a nap after a court appearance except he/she overslept and didn't come back to the office that day.

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Funny how attorneys are so bad at business that “you get what you pay for” is an insurmountable concept.

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It’s insulting and absurd. But, (hot take) it’s too easy to become a lawyer. There are too many law schools graduating a huge amount of JD’s every year and the market is saturated. Particularly for high volume practices that just need bodies. Lots of broke and/or jobless recent grads out there having to deal with this BS and have bills to pay.

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dummy is?

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Even driving Uber earns more than this

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What was he smoking?

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Well weed just became legal here so…

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But s/he spelled dummies wrong…

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“Creative pay” 🤔

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Smh! No words!

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I….. how is this even allowed? Smh

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Good question.

This is satire right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I *really* wish it was!! It was in my Indeed emails!

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Dummy says what?

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I’m actually in awe of the number of typos in the posting. Maybe instead of an associate they should be getting Grammarly? That seems more appropriate for both their needs and their budget.

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Shots fired!!! 😂

This post gave me 2011 just took the bar flashbacks where listings were like "0$, office space, malpractice insurance, chance to develop your own practice!". I thought we were over all of this nonsense.

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