Senior Designer received a call from his mother earlier this week:

Mom: "How do I crop a PDF?"
SD: "I actually don't know..."

If I declare PAN of my father to my company for HRA. But I do not transfer rent to my father ..
Then Does the rented income reflect in my father's PAN while filling ITR????

Domestic Violence docket: mother accused of assault & battery against her adult daughter... Defendant: You mean it's illegal to smack my own daughter?!
Judge: Yes, ma'am. Especially,when your daughter is in her 40s"
Defendant: well ----, that's the problem these days.

EY maternity leave, do you get 16 weeks plus Short Term Disability? Or just the 16 weeks?

What is the parental leave policy in your company?I heard many companies do not offer anything more than FMLA ( which Ofcourse they’re mandated to provide).

Hello - seeking a new opportunity in the DC/metro area. 11 YOE in healthcare operations/financial management/performance improvement. Have an MBA and have worked in the provider space in leadership positions in a few major hospitals. Currently in a consulting role, but won’t be able to meet the travel requirements due to a baby on the way. Any recommendations or openings looking for my experience would be much appreciated!

Got a package of 100k in the US. Getting 20lpa in India and wife is getting 32lpa. Having a kid.

Parents are not alive. Less relatives, less friends.
Should we go to the US leaving behind 50lpa cumulative package in India?

What classes / extracurriculars did you put your baby / toddler in? From what age? Which do you recommend, and which were a waste of time? Which ones did you switch them to another from because you felt this program was better?

Format I'm thinking:
Age 1: X + Y.
Age 2: X + (Y > Z) because Z was better because...
Age 3: quit X, joined W, + Z

Has anyone raised a baby/child while still teaching? Can it be done? I’m worried about money for childcare and fitting it all in schedule wise. I don’t want to derail my career, but a baby is a baby!

I'm 13w pregnant and will be going on maternity leave sometime in July. But right now feeling extremely mentally exhausted and want to take a 3 month sabbatical. Have been pushing it out for an year and my team is aware. Question - if the sabbatical ends early may and I go on ML in July, will that be an issue from HR perspective?

Has anyone had multiple babies as a senior and been promoted to manager on time? New senior here, just came back from maternity leave (first baby).

Can pregnant people take the sleep version of liquid IV? The hydration ones I know are fine but wasn’t sure about the sleepy ones..

Had anyone at PwC had babies 14 months apart? Any limits on parental leave with the births so close together?

It doesn’t bother me when I hear my current neighbor’s dog barking but it always used to drive me nuts when I would hear my previous neighbors baby! anyone else? 

I’m going to a cocktail dinner for my partners office as his plus 1 but I couldn’t find a trusted sitter to leave my 6month old baby with .Can I take her with or better stay home & binge a series ? My partner thinks I should socialise at least a bit

For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.(Romans 3.23)
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." (John 14.6)
What an awesome Savior!
I am so glad Jesus saved me, a sinner to the core, when I did not even want Him.

What’s the typical maternity leave in NJ?

Does Microsoft let you use parental leave in the 1st year?
I'll be 8months in if I accept the offer

How do I get over the anxiety in early pregnancy? Had a miscarriage in January, currently around 5wk pregnant. First ultrasound not til 8wks. So worried about losing it again and stressing over every cramp.

FTM - had to respond to a work texts while being with baby( 6 to 8 is baby time ). SO got pissed and told me I can’t have everything, I should choose between family vs work Advise pls how you Handle

So.... what if you're no longer inspired at work? I'm approaching 30 and too young to be this bored. Advice? It gives me such anxiety.

What is whole30 diet? How do you do while on road ?

🐠: any tips on networking effectively upon starting at a new firm? coffee chats? good questions to ask?

I had got offer letter from cognizant after that i had recieved a mail to initiate on boarding.
Is it mandatory to start the cognizant on boarding if not sure whether i am going to join it or not?

Hoping to get a raise this year.
Is it always percentage based or $ amounts?

Crossing my fingers I'll get like $5k but that's like 8% (which sounds crazy large, percentage wise)

How do I secure a position that will be JD enhancing and willing to train me in areas like compliance? I want to also begin businesses and start my future but without much guidance and not much time to find employment- I’m not sure what to do. It feels like I’m running in circles going no where and I would really love to stick to a solid plan & feel safe I will have a job soon.

Dude. Elon Musk is losing it. 😳

Any recommendations for home scents and where to get them in Boston?

So I’m torn if I want to have bridesmaids or not. I have 3 friends who I have been friends with since the 6th grade but for the last 5 years we have definitely drifted apart because we live no where near each other. However we have always talked about being in each other’s weddings and they want to throw my bachelorette party. I just feel like they don’t really know me anymore and it wouldn’t be unfair to my closer friends for me to ask these three to also be bridesmaids. On top of that one...

Hi! I am currently in the Healthcare space but would like to move into recruiting in the tech space (companies like NetApp or similar). I have 10 years of work experience, of that 2 years is in sourcing and recruiting. Currently recruit in the early talent space but also carry an additional req load. Any thoughts on what salary range I should ask for/am worth? I'm currently at 65k. I've done some research but the range I've found is 60k-130k so I'm still in the dark. Thank you!

Do you bring your work phone or laptop on vacation with you? Going away with partner for first time since covid hit and we both want to leave our work phones behind.

Hi All, one doubt. last week I attended the interview for EY. They told me that I cleared the interview and upload the details. Now status shows as "Your background investigation is in progress".

So there will be any other round will be there or can I expect an offer directly. Anyone from knows EY process please confirm...

Is it me or has Hollywood lost its sheen? This decade has been one of the worst in my living memory. I was going through a list of movies to watch and every other trailer I saw failed to impress 😫

Help me to unlock DM

Any agencies/shops in Denver looking for an experienced New Business Art director? Worked at big agencies in NYC (R/GA and McCann) as a new business design lead

I think I've perfected the fake smile after just 2 years of working in hospitality. Anyone else?

Hi All，

May I know what are the topics you generally go through or how you prepare for the devops interview when you have skill set of docker,k8,azuregit and Linux?

Do you practice labs (prior to the interview) or go through the theoretical part only?

“How do you airdrop a file? You need a macbook air in order to do it, right??"

My ACD: I can't have balls near me, I'll play with them.













(Referring to the balance ball)

*Status call between Brooklyn team and UK team*

UK team: "I don't know if he'll be joining the call, his ooo message says he's flying to 'BK', so I assume that means he's in Bangkok."

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

What's your most notable memory of your career so far? Something hilarious, or something you grew from? Drop it below. 👇

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

Everytime someone texts at work, they never say good morning. They just get straight into the topic. In my previous company's culture (in Australia), it's offensive not to ask: "Hello, how are you doing?" before getting into anything work related. Does anyone have a better work culture where people actually care about each other and not treat work colleagues as if they're just robots doing work?

Niche pronounced as “nitch”

“Is this considered a sandal” “no that is an open-toed stiletto” “id say sandal pump” #keywords

I need to leave the company I’m working for. The CEO is awful and half the corporate office has resigned in the 9 months I’ve been working there. I’m in final interview rounds with another company but how do I know I won’t be walking into the same situation again?

“I think our giveaway just died.”

Turns out I was wrong...
To think you’re right.

How does Amazon ask for relocation back if you have signed the agreement with them and left the company before completion of the agreement? Do they send you an email on how to repay the money or they send a letter to your mailing address?
And this whole process takes how many days?

Anyone else extremely drained by constant restructuring at their company? The rumor mill is running full force and it’s hard to have any sort of sense of stability.
What were the red flags you noticed before you/your division was affected?

“Judy Dench in Cats is a cautionary tale to not agree to extremely short timelines...cat paws need fur!”

The partner in my department ‘threw me under the bus’ with an issue on a case which was outside of my control. Without going into detail, it was a big client and she was saving herself. Understandable but naively, I was expecting better.

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

How Amazon & Microsoft & Google companies are giving solution architect roles to people who are having less than 3 years of industry experience? Is it really they are so much talented or am I missing something? 🤔

Exit interview. How honest should I be?

Elevator. Design type enters. We nod. Next floor a cackling, tightly packed herd of young girls w/ bedazzled computers held over their heads for room quickly get on and off. Designer: “social media”.