Senior: (microaggression) So are you excited to be off probation?!
Assoc: Long time coming😑
Translation: Last but not least, I wanna thank me
I wanna thank me for believing in me
I wanna thank me for doing all this hard work
I wanna thank me for having no days off
I wanna thank me for, for never quitting
I wanna thank me for always being a giver
And tryna give more than I receive
I wanna thank me for tryna do
more right than wrong
I wanna thank me for just being me at all times😎

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