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Sent out to deck to my client and just realized I wrote “value prostitution” vs “value proposition.” FML

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Autocorrect or priming effect? Haha jk

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You've also said "sent out to deck." I got really excited about a client fist fight drama. ... So do you need sleep?

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It’s ok. Chill. This will be your fun fact for the future.

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You do work in the world’s second oldest profession 🤷🏻‍♂️ you were just paying unconscious homage to those that came before you.

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Nothing wrong with your statement lol

Basically the same thing

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