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If given the option, would you take it: you get unlimited, free tacos on demand for life. They're free and available whenever you want. However, it's only one type of taco AND that's the only taco you can have for the rest of your life

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Of course! I don’t really eat tacos often, but love it whenever I do eat it. So I would definitely take on that offer and generate unlimited revenue by selling them. And occasionally eat those tacos whenever I feel like a taco day

Oh, I get it, this is a metaphor for social equality, universal basic income programs, guaranteed healthcare and childcare. OK, then, I agree that we misallocate our vast resources and that those programs ultimately create innovation, jobs, a strong economy and military preparedness. (The Pentagon has been publishing data for a couple of decades demonstrating that fewer and fewer young adults could qualify for the military and thy are especially concerned about the needs in highly technical areas like cyber).

Oh, maybe that too

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Immediate no. Consulted with husband. Also, immediate no. We need a variety of tacos in our life.

Um.

Brb

This sounds weird.

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EY1, actually quite a few. My husband is Latino and we used to live in Texas so we eat them a lot. Sometimes the difference is the choice of protein: fish, chicken, carnitas, brisket, beyond meat, etc. Then there are different preparations depending on the seasonings we use or fillers we have. Sometimes it’s just the protein and salsa. Sometimes there is more. It’s kind of a staple in our diet and we do actually mix it up in a variety of ways so it would be hard to limit.

Dude yes. You’re asking if someone would take free food forever. What moron wouldn’t.

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EY out here like “If I get married, I’ll never get the chance to boink a porn star.”

Imagine making life choices on the premise that you’ll ever make partner 🤷

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What you taco-in about?? Yes, of course!

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Any kind, but tacos al pastor would certainly be high on my list, too 🌮.

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I’ve had many tacos. My wife’s tacos are the best on the market. Her empanadas and arepas are a close second. El picante es perfecto!

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I concur with OP…your wife’s taco is the bomb. Tell her I’ll come by again tonight to eat one 😉

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Happy engagement OP!

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Do Choco Tacos count?

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Seriously attorney1??? I didn’t realize.Googling now. This is terrible news.

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Yes, because I can always have a burrito if I wanna try a diff type of filling 🤔

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My mind sayz ye$, but mi body says dun doit, it'd be a nightmare to remain fit wit ♾️🌮 at ma greasy fingertips

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I wouldn’t eat forever but I would start selling it 🙃

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I make too much money for this be worth it.

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Wait, are we allowed to take more tacos than just the ones we will eat? If that's the case, yes, open a taco empire.

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No, I don't like to be restricted like that.

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Same. I love tacos. All kinds of tacos. I need taco variety.

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I think I’d rather pay to be able to enjoy more variety (it’s not like tacos are expensive).
If I take the offer can I donate them? If so, I’d sign up and just give away billions of tacos.

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My b hole hurts just thinking about eating tacos forever

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Do you get to choose which type of Taco at the outset or you get to take whatever is given.

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Ok I’m in. Where do I sign up. As such I’m a vegetarian so it’s only one option for me in Tacos.. 😅

1000%. Carne asada tacos Mexican style 4-LIFE w/ extra spicy salsa roja

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No, I already have enough money to buy all the tacos I want for the rest of my life. Why would I give up variety?

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Sure because I can always mix it up by buying a burrito

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Now I’m hungry UCSD, damn you!

I’m failing to see the downside.

But it’s ON DEMAND! Also there are many taco adjacent foods I could still have variety in!

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i can make my own so no

Yes, all I need are some birria tacos in my life 😬

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