Severance Package. Delivered....Deloitte seems to be taking after Accenture 😂

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This is it, guys. This is the worst post on Fishbowl.

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I apologize for my colleague.

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You're listed as PwC but apparently talking about receiving a severance package from Deloitte (that is similar to Accenture) and you think this is so hilarious that your laughter is causing tears. That is confusing, whether I think too hard or not.

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I can see why OP was shitcanned

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this is such a confusing post.

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To clarify. Deloitte's new slogan should be, 'Severance package. Delivered.' Given all of the layoffs. It is a play on Accenture's slogan, 'High performance. Delivered.' It was funnier in my head. Hence the tears. It happens.

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No, it's missing some information and annoyingly ambiguous.

Assuming you were shitcanned from D, job a job at PwC? Not sure of the comparison to Accenture

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I didn't get it at first but Mc1 made me lol, turning the post into one of the top ones by saying it's the worst.

Damn that McKinsey magic.

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Don't thank anyone, own that shit. Ppl will laugh at you throughout life, don't be weak or needy.

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I can sympathize OP with jokes that just don't work well. Happened to me many times.

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Damn this is a tough crowd. I came from Accenture. Got the reference. And liked it OP. Agreed! Brutal out there

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Spending too much time looking at banners in the airport while browsing FB?

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This never happened.

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Holy Shit M1 truer words have never been spoken, this is officially the worst fishbowl post EVER!

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People be harsh on FB. I got it. +1 OP.

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Don't think too hard

Thanks

You idiot

CRT?

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