Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Day 1 of project - lead tells me we should do a team outing involving weed (since we're in a legal area). Dafuq?
Pulled off of an interesting engagement to fill in for a resource on leave. Ends up being basically a staff aug and because I'm local they want me onsite even though it's a remote project. Fuck
How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.
My client cried, when I told them I am leaving the firm, is that normal? And no we're not fucking.
Been stuck on the same dead end project for a year and have lost all motivation and fucks to give. Tips?
Opened drawer at my client site desk and found 5 old ID badges in the back. Googled the names - all from other consultancies. Graveyard? Should I get the fuck out of this place?
Revenue testing when you weren't involved with anything client related all year. Testing approach is messy as fuck. Client is terrible. I'm all for accepting challenges but this is BS
I once told the client to get the fuck out of our work area for discussing Game of Thrones episode before I had seen it.... right or wrong?
I don't give two shits if the project fails or succeeds and don't even try to think about work once I'm out the door. Is something wrong me?
So done with petty power games within our own teams, how the fuck are we supposed to fix client issues when we can't keep our shit in order 😬
Chances I could tell my client to fuck himself without getting fired? Would only do it verbally, not via email.
Missandei goddamn girl. Would love to get staffed on a market penetration project with her. Just sayin
A friend’s OPT expires today. Her H1 got picked but she’s still waiting for approval. Company has already told her that she can work from India on Indian payroll for the US based client.
Project at a tech company - what is a good / fun thing to do for a workshop break (30 min, < 10 people)? Past examples: team walk to coffee shop, puppy petting set up in another room
I mentioned information was being stovepiped at the client and my whole team looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead? Is this really not part of the common vernacular?
Hi All, I am looking for a new role and would appreciate your help and support. I have work experience approx 6yrs in fraud investigation, AML, anti bribery, compliance and legal work. Can anyone please let me know if there is any opportunity to join your organisation.
Marmite Spaghetti For days you don’t feel like cooking. Made with spaghetti, Marmite, Unsalted Butter, garlic, Parmesan cheese, black pepper, frozen or fresh peas. If you hate Marmite this dish will convert you. It’s savory, umami and tasty AF. All you need is a bowl of this, a beer, watching your favorite tv show on the couch.
I want to break into product management. How necessary is it to go to grad school and which grad schools are the best to break into PM?
Female and now single, Broke up with SO, anyone know what can I do for 31st ? No family in town, we live together and little chances of traveling anywhere at this point 😞
Someone help me decipher this plz. Last night my husband and I were watching a movie joking around and he was tapping my face. I asked him to stop hitting my face like that . 20 minutes later I asked him a question he didn’t like about the movie. I meant to be playful but he didn’t see it that way. He then smacked me in my mouth and said if I say things he doesn’t like he’ll do things I don’t like. The smack wasn’t super hard but it stung a little and my lips are slightly swollen...continued..
FTM here, I’m almost ready to give birth in a week. How do you guys manage when you have to travel out of town? Especially once things go back to normal, if the companies start weekly travel. I am afraid of this and even turned down promotion thinking being a manager means more travel.
Shut down at 7pm every day to invest time in my round 2 apps. Set personal priorities and team's expectations. My 1 rating won't help me if I don't get into an MBA program
Overall thoughts on man buns?
Hey! A few of you have asked questions about R/GA. I’ve offered up my email and connected with some of you over the past few months. (Yay!) As you can imagine, it can take a while to chat with (cont)
Going back to work next month. Have a full time nanny but feel like even that isnt enough. I work all sorts of timezones. Europe has my morning, Asia has my evening. Nanny 9-5? 7-3? 10-6? No clue what will work best and don’t want to be inconsistent with her. Any advice on the return?
What would happen to society and the economy if safe and effective teleportation was invented? Entire industries would collapse: cars, trucks, railways, hotels, airlines, public transportation,etc. Would the world actually be worse off with teleportation? I’m not high just bored 🙃
I feel like this whole S&O thing hasn't really changed my life within EY on a daily basis. Is that because the switch isn't clicked until July or? I figured they would begin soft transition now..
Struggling as a Jr Product Designer? Here’s a few articles I’ve put together that can hopefully help out
Help — would love to get into production but I have 0 experience, besides the occasional talent + competitive research for a brand’s series. How do I get started? Really just want to help out on set* and see how things work! *Covid pending / future aspirations
Anyone have info on GT maternity leave? I believe it’s 16 weeks but then also heard there is a possibility you can take additional weeks
Hey there! Quick poll....or just something to think about. What are some of the things you're working on while you "wait"?
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