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That's point #3 in my 4 part pricing plan:

1) How much profit do I need to book this year to hit my full targets?
2) How many analysts and consultants can I bill as M+?
3) How many bodies do I need to staff the project? Now multiply that by .75.
4) How much money do I need to buy my next vacation house/boat/etc? Reassess #1-3 if necessary.

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MD1 - So accurate! But, this is clearly a meme (if not obvious from the bowl). I don’t see a white male partner 😂

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My favorite part of this is Simu Liu's expression like "f*CK them kids, lmao"

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Imagine if Deloitte didn’t lay him off!

Any partner able to staff with this kind of accuracy deserves a promotion.

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Them: You’re a consultant. You just make PPTs. You don’t have any real skills.

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AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION

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Monday was fun

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Me every day

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Don’t talk to me until 1pm please

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Tuesday night and still working on that deck

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Looking at you MBB & FAANG

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🤷‍♂️ do more faster 🤷‍♀️

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https://www.facebook.com/idealistxavier/ is a GENIUS! Must have for us consultants to solve client problems!

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6 pm meeting on Friday? Sounds perfect. See ya then!!

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Not the platinum card I was looking for.

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Accomplishment this year

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MDs when the project they sold is underfunded and understaffed and the client rolls everyone off

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Enhancing my resume ...

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The new Teams anthem 🎵🎶

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Isn’t the day over yet…

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Thank you in advance.

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I really did try, I’ll take full responsibility

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Who hasn't cursed their email? Totes guilty here.

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