Shang Chi and the Legend of the Golden Exit Opp

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That's point #3 in my 4 part pricing plan:

1) How much profit do I need to book this year to hit my full targets?
2) How many analysts and consultants can I bill as M+?
3) How many bodies do I need to staff the project? Now multiply that by .75.
4) How much money do I need to buy my next vacation house/boat/etc? Reassess #1-3 if necessary.

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MD1 - So accurate! But, this is clearly a meme (if not obvious from the bowl). I don’t see a white male partner 😂

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My favorite part of this is Simu Liu's expression like "f*CK them kids, lmao"

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Imagine if Deloitte didn’t lay him off!

Any partner able to staff with this kind of accuracy deserves a promotion.

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🤷‍♂️ do more faster 🤷‍♀️

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Give me your unused budget people...

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Here's that slide you asked for! 👍

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